the dumbest thing i have ever heard in church was in california. "i can never know as much about the gospel as my husband because he has the priesthood and i dont". i almost fell off my pew.
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its to test your faith to see how much dull and boring drivel you can stand in one life time.
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i stopped buying church books 30 years ago when it dawned on me that they were all the same book in a different cover.
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where is the value in having something you dont want or need? i keep trying to tell my children that nothing stolen is worth owning.
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sorry, not all mormons are like this, most mormons are not like this. i will admit that i have very little to do with them most of the time. even when i am in a group of them i try not to get to involved as most of them are dull as dirt. but for the most part i find them to be givers and not takers.
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you were just not doing it correctly. you rent them and then keep them until you have used them 12 times. then you give them back and rent again.
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her father was a ga, she heard it from birth.
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i kept thinking the same thing. the movie was not very good, in case anyone is thinking of going to see it.
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we had a guy stand up once and tell the ward he was happy not to be having sex with animals anymore. another time his brother stood up and said he was glad his father no longer beat him.
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have you ever considered that the great mission for tsm is to out live bkp?
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a few years ago in utah county we were told to stop feeding they because they were all getting fat.
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the great commission is found in matthew 28 16 And when they saw him, they worshipped him; but some doubted. 17 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth. 18 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost; 19 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I h
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it seems to me that once i read in a duane crowther book that the antichrist would be a member of the 12. has anyone else ever read this or am i mistaken?
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since most people who divorce tend to marry the same type of person again, dont you think you would just end up married to two people who have lots in common? just my luck i would end up married twice and still no sex.
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