You left out "dodo"...we are speaking of the same person, right?
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Hollyland is such a dodo!
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Am I spelling this correctly? a.s.s.k.i.c.k.i.n.g.
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Don is a very funny guy...but hey, looks ain't everything.
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President of the Church, prophet, seer, and revelator... Russell M. "Sawbones" Nelson Gotta a nice ring to it...
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Just wondering if you had any personal interaction with Boyd K?
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Bienvenidos Ralph. You're amongst friends, lots of former missionaries, and probably a few ex-cons.
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I admit that I don't know who is related to whom in the hierarchy of the Church especially the close connections between the top 15 (well, 13 now) and the Q's of 70. But I'm wondering if this guy is a likely candidate to replace Boyd K? https://www.lds.org/church/leader/allan-f-packer?lang=eng The only thing I've been told about him up to now is that he's dryer than dust and n
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Ha! Beat me to it.
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I checked the eastvalleytribune.com and azcentral.com, earlier, and found no news about his death. The readership of these news outlets reflect a large Mormon populace along the Moridor.
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ETA for clarification: "any achievement involving three successful outcomes"--per Dictionary.com
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Well, with Wendy so close to the top now, don't Sheri Dew's chances of cracking the top 15 increase dramatically? I mean, that dude really deserves the call. ETA: Also, that Testimony Glove thing is likely to go viral.
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Sure, why not? Who doesn't like a thickened plot?!
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I'm not happy about Packer's demise at all! I'm sure that had he outlived Tommy, as Prophet, Liar, and Regulator, he would have "hastened the work" of the Church's own demise.
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Nice going, Brits. If it wasn't for youse guys, the Church would have died on the vine back in the 1850's. But nooooooo, you had to join the Church, emigrate to the U.S. looking for better a life, survive the arduous trek to the wasteland that was Utah, and make the "deseret" bloom. At least now it appears that you're making the right moves by paring down the UK LDS p
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Silly, useless rhetoric.
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"90 Years of Humour"--by Boyd K "Smiles" Packer
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Ha!..."Nashhole"...epic.
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Elder Nash--"The way I at look it history is history, and history is made up of ordinary people." Fucking genius, Nash.
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Isn't Church Security filled with ex-CIA, FBI, cops, and other assorted jack-booted thugs? I can totally see them doing this if for no other reason than to ID known apostates in their midst. And I'm sure there is at least one close relative of the Q15 who is the CEO of a company which sells this Orwellian technology. Gots to pay it forward, juh'know?
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Because fathers don't want to hear their 18 yr.old...BOYS...crying on the phone like they do on Mother's Day because "It's so hard!" ...and not in the good way.
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"Which means of course that they are nothing"--Shummy "Well, maybe in philosophy. But, even nothing is something."--Seinfeld
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Yeah, I got ya', Temp. Here's one for the Hoaxter...According to Mormon doctrine, where was Jesus born? (easy faith based answer, right?) (Does this one create doubt?) According to the bible there are two different and in some ways contradictory Jesus birth narratives, one in Matthew and the other in Luke. Which of the two is the correct narrative because they both can't b
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Whenever I've read or heard anything from either Rock or Denver Snuffer, the only thing I feel is that these poor guys are just suffering from a different degree of delusion. Anyone who promotes Joseph Smith's legitimacy has Rocks in his head and bats in his Snuffer.
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http://www.utlm.org/onlineresources/brighamyoungsestate.htm LDS historian Leonard J. Arrington wrote: "Brigham Young and other church authorities, when need required it, drew on the tithing resources of the church, and at a later date repaid part or all of the obligation in money, property, or services. No interest seems to have been paid for the use of these funds.... This abil
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Have you ever heard the sound an ass makes when the screen door hits it on the way out?
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Shummy, I swear if we ever meet in person I'm going to punch you in the gonads for linking me to that video.
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Do not worship coffee at your own peril...there is no coffee in the the lower kingdoms.
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n/t
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Going non-stop on "The League" again...best bro show ever.
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