I recently saw it with my real eyes, I thought I also knew the whole story, it was actually quite different than I imagined. For instance, I didn't realize a major plot line was that Elder Cunningham had never read the book of mormon, and converted people by making parts of it up to solve their current problems (Aids, female genital mutilation). It resolved in sort of a sweet way. Some details
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_hDvnM_xao
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Ensuring that everyone believes and does ridiculous things.
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I think you have to be an exmo to truly appreciate how weird and cultish forced missionary work is.
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But you have to admit that the "Um," was a nice comedic touch
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I honestly think my Dad had a good time on his mission, he started in 1949, travelled across the atlantic on a cruise, and was never forced to go door to door or stand on a street corner like a common lunatic.
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Amen
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RM, BYU grad, but I don't think there was ever a time I really bought it hook line and sinker
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I never really understood why the hell coffee was banned in the first place. Why not vegemite or liver?
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He ate an apple for chrissakes. Young Heavenly Father used to get very pissed off by that, now you go to hell for eating kale.
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Lie. They do
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So..progressive mormons want to talk openly about Heavenly Mother? Don't we have enough invisible friends already?
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Umm, yes. It sounds like the studies you are involved in are trying to weed out schizophrenics. Be that as it may, we still seem to accammodate delusional behaviour when it comes to the realm of religion, but atheists are ignorant and intolerant when they point that out.
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From the blog, pictures of missionaries with investigators remind me of big game hunting pictures
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All I remember really is that my mission president's wife was such a social-climber suck-up that I truly believe she climaxed being in the presence of whoever the cloying GA was who came to make our lives a little more miserable for a few hours.
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I am going to see it on Broadway next week, and I can't wait.
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What a dildo, I would love to pound a lectern in front of him yelling, spittle flying, telling him exactly what I think of Jaredites, reformed egyptian, and angels with flaming swords.
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http://www.charismanews.com/us/34365-mormon-church-set-to-become-worlds-largest er..maybe not
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The "tepid philosophy of contemporary secularists"?. Stop trying so hard. Give us your caliente philosophy, I am all ears. '
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He probably doesn't even believe in "the spirit", but uses the term because he feels he needs to use it to better interact with the lesser mortals he is lecturing.
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Wow, Game of Thrones. No uneducated 14 year old farm boy could have written such brilliant passages
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So, I referenced another recent Supreme court decision which sits at about 70-80% unpopular, (I think it gave someone the vapours so it was pulled). The point being, some supreme court decisions are wildly unpopular, and come from both sides of the political spectrum, I see no real news here.
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Neanderthals gave us redheads. God bless
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Noah was indeed a huge prick, he watched the entire world drown but saved cockroaches.
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I really got the chills when my Dad spoke approvingly of that story. I told that story to my kids with the added ending of "I would never let anyone, not even a voice I thought was coming from God, talk me into harming you."
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So it's OK to drink coffee?
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Ok, but they would be better off coming here and reading what Summer has to say.
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Most of us here have been saying the same thing for years, only we didn't need spotlights.
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That is hilarious. Archimedes can juggle too!
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If you have a minute I would love to hear about the alternative views of the atonement, not sarcastic.
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