Grace personified...
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Thank you for the chuckle. This thread needed comic relief.
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Pimms cup
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Same Shit - Different Day
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Ok, so does someone want to explain the logic in this: 1) There have been a lot of recent stories regarding sexual impropriety in the church with individuals taking advantage of their position (Mission president, Bishop, youth leader) to abuse youth in the church. 2) The Boy Scouts require two deep leadership. At least two leaders must be present at all times in order to meet with a scout.
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Indians are NOT welcoming to proselytizing. It will be great if he is interested in the culture, but otherwise it is going to he hellacious
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Good luck. I would resign AND witness protection my life...lol!
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Notarized letter to the church, copying in the link to the site above, with a note that if anything happens to your daughter they will be facing a very large civil suit for endangerment. -tig
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hardened is writing you out of the will...ooops!
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this ^
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And just that quickly the page is down...
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All states have their place, but there is only one... Pure Michigan!
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lobotomy
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Well, once you realize that most bishops are like a 5 year old and they make up whatever rules they like as they go along...you know...like Joseph made up the church thing, then it makes sense. It is all make believe. -tig
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This is the same church that cuddled up with nazis during the Second World War. Don't expect much and you won't be disappointed.
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This concept of tarnishing the name of the church needs to stop. If what the church is doing is good, right, and moral then they should applaud and celebrate that it is being shared with the world. The only way this tarnishes the name of the church is if the church and their bishops are doing shady, dirty, immoral things. On second thought, that is probably why they are so upset.
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Would love to hear some of those non Mormon archeologists and anthropologists that believe this crap...riiiiight
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World wide press conference Tuesday. Hmmm, probably much ado about nothing.
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You are on to something, but the interesting thing is, they actually have some of the ingredients to make it an interesting game. They just choose not to. For example: 1. This is a church that claims ongoing revelation. Where would the church be if instead of fighting ERA in The 1970's they had been a champion? 2. What if, again citing ongoing revelation, the church championed lgbtq
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Mind numbing
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Deck chairs Titanic SSDD Lipstick Pig Beatrice and Benedict Much ado about Nothing Pick your metaphor - all of the above are applicable
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Oaks and Bednar Then the transition to the dark side will be complete!
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That 12 hours later Usatoday, CNN, nor Fox have managed any mention of the dear leaders death. In important news though Mike Tyson is planning a weed farm. Kinda shows ya where this ranks doesn't it.
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A clue
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Mormonism is a thin veneer!
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Not much, they would probably fall asleep too.
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Watching it once was painful enough. Now you get to hear it in sacrament as some brainless ward member reread sit to you, the you can discuss it as well in Sunday school and ph/rs. No thanks.
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Perhaps invite them on a cruise with you. Except it's not really a cruise. You go on a cruise, the are allowed to wait on the dock until the ship comes back.
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Federal prisoners convicted of violent crimes are able to communicate with their families more frequently than that. Let that sink in for a moment.
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Tell them that you are sorry you can't go on Saturday because you are observing the sabbath.
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