I have a thing for ER nurses. (My wife is one. :D)
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I would have never figured that out from you screen name. I'm that slow!
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I live down in Corona De Tucson.
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Mine is 0010080615596.
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You can trust his numbers about as well as you can trust what comes out of Tommy Monson's mouth.
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Yeah, praying to Satan wouldn't work since TSCC is the closest thing to a real Church of Satan out there. Even Satan is impressed with their greed and desire to control people.
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LOL!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfgnNHJ2zQc
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Did my plate of food accidentally end up on your head? These crazy plates!"
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No kidding!
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Green, yea, even forest green. Even the one true green. Even the redeemer's green, olive green, the green of Christ. Green is the color of the gospel of truth. And yellow and red. Blue too. But not orange. For orange is the color of the adversary. But green, green is for the righteous.
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They don't teach inflation in school anymore.
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See GM EV1.
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I won't resign because it would let them think that they have some type of real life and not make believe authority over me. If it is make believe then all you are doing is walking away from nothing. To me if you resign then you are giving credence to their scam. You are acknowledging that it is a real power in your life. I think it would be funny to be excommunicated. Only because I don't g
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That's the only reason polygamy is not practiced in the Cult. If the Aints ran their own country they would practice it. Remember, it was only removed "by divine inspiration, cough, cough." when the Feds put pressure on them.
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I agree somewhat. But then again, I didn't leave anything behind in the Cult of Joseph Smith of Latter no hyphen Day Aints.
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"I know the church is true."
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yes
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Now that is what I'm talking about!
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It looks like 12.
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Or how about the 12 tribes never existed. The "tribe of Israel" was an insignificant tribe of the leviant who gradually over time made up stories that we today accept as fact. They stole legends from other cultures to create their own.
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Two thumbs up on that one.
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Wait a minute! You guys are ex-Mormon? Dang. I thought this was the recovery from Scientology board. Shootz.
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wasn't paying attention but seems like Nine Inch Nails played after the Killers (with what's his Mormon name) at Lollapalooza. God is dead and no one cares, if there is a hell, I'll see you there. :D
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Why wait a month?! Drink it all at once!
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I knew a girl once whose nickname was dick's market. Hey! Wait a minute!...
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Some early literature and press on the "Mormonites". Many of you have probably read these before. But many have not. If you have read them read them once more. Oh I almost forgot....Ok, I'll stop now. http://www.olivercowdery.com/smithhome/1840s/ben1842a.htm#title http://www.sidneyrigdon.com/dbroadhu/LDS/wasp1.htm
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What they forgot to mention was that those three stakes were created by combining 6 other stakes.
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I always enjoyed being at a bar by myself. Especially if there was a cute bartender. Or some crazy drunk dude to talk to. Many a crazy drunk dudes have amazing stories to tell.
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You sound like me a few years ago. The cartoon running through my head in my earlier years made me feel like an outcast. At least it seemed to me. Now I recognize everybody else besides a few whackos here and there had the same feeling. I didn't hang out with too many people in high school. I didn't date any girls. The one dude I did hang out with was a schizophrenic. He killed himself a f
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