I think these church leaders are going to feel persecution for him and will get inspired to give him similar callings again, just to show god's power and discernment. I would hope that I am 10K percent wrong, but I'm channeling my inner priesthood leader, and that's how bad it might impeed my judgement, if I was a faithful drone. I would like the offender to havea mill stone tied around his n
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I have this thing I do when I don't want my kids to get too excited or caught up in some fad.... I embrace it more than they ever would. One example was when Justin Bieber was the thing and his merch was every where. The kids started getting all excited about him. So, we find ourselves school shopping and I'm loading up the cart with anything I can find with his face on it and I'm telling the
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_l_7TWf_oo This needs to be part of a Joseph Smith musical, though it would need to be My 33+ Loves.
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As I recall, they emerge from their igloos because the lease was up and had to move to another igloo. Ever try to rent a moving truck on Canada Day in Quebec? Missionaries get in the hours of service that day for sure. Though, is Quebec really part of Canada?
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I know what you mean. I sometimes wonder if I'm a very boring version of The Truman Show, and those around me keep pushing crazy, but I never crack under it. I'm that broken in a sense.
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What do you know about essential oils? Would you like to do more? She is a MLM company's dream customer/sucker/partner. Never Amway, but about 6 others. Sort of screams 'elect' to me.
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Yeah, she is using that word in a distorted way, but so are the quacks that introduced it to her. She incorporates it into "testing" what is good for her body. She can have a bucket of bottles of supplements and she figures out what she needs by doing some muscle testing to drill down to which bottle in the bucket has the supplement her body "needs". Weird to see someon
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How about a new meeting called "Testivus" which can include the airing of grievances and a testimony. It might go a little something like this: I believe you are an asshole....... and Jesus. Amen
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It is still just as 'true'...the thing is that it is new and improved eternal truths. Brought to you by "prophet today, man tomorrow" truth oil sales men.
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So, in the spirit of energy healing and maybe even chiropracticly speaking, any body have any good stories there? Someone who I know who has birthed some of my kids, has this energy healing approach to it. She can test for herself all the supplements her body knows it needs and tells this person what to take and quantities of supplements. These pills are overpriced snake oil in all their v
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Need FAA crash case number to make full assessment of situation. Was Rusty Nelson onboard and did he exhibit extreme calmness during looptyloops and crash sequence? Prophets do that you know? Bradley has good recommendation to add nurse to celestial family to cover earthly expenses. Did you see angel with drawn sword prior to nurse kissing on you? If so, should be a closed case with th
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....I mean... it was OK. Last Sunday was just another palm Sunday.
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RGS is channeling Spencer Kimball. Assholes will be assholes.
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Read this in a woman's GA conference talk voice: One day, an 8 year old daughter of our heavenly father went to her father and inquired of him what it meant for her brother to be ordained to the priesthood. Her father a disfellowshipped non-believing mormon told her that it meant he was turning 12 and was starting on the journey to become a mormon boy who can do things like pass the sacrament
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Concurs up a vision of a really unfunny Deadpool, but it gives me the giggles. What about Deadnards.
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I have an uncle that I would campaign for to be the next apost-hole if that would do any good. He will outwardly say he wants nothing of a calling like that, but you see it in his eyes that he is pissed any current president of the church has looked him over. he might even question the inspiration powers of the dear leaders since he is still only a...whatever he is.
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you should love everybody, just don't get caught.
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Truly a modern day miracle.
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More likely it was SueEllen. The SLTribune article reads like it was written by Kwaku El. I have no idea if it is correct or not, and I don't even care too much about it. I thought it was interesting if nothing more than a creative writing piece. I cannot think of a motivation for JT or WR to do something like this.
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Will know more on the early afternoon of Feb 2nd.
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Has this been debunked? Interesting theory I suppose. I've always taken the martyrdom at face value and never even considered that anyone besides "the mob" would have killed JS. Poor feller that made this film got hisself excommunified over this: https://whokilledjosephsmith.com/ What might the implications be if this were more accurate account than the official church narrat
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Your mini 30 is 7.62x39. I remember back in the 90's finding ammo for that caliber cheaper than .22LR is today. I maintain that science, reason and priesthood blessings will rule the Apocalypse. I'm canning blessings...and science...and more blessings.
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It is all about the pressures generated. Look into .223 Wylde. Supposedly maintains accuracy for both.
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There are two scriptures in the PoGP that define Mormonism that would be problematic to jettison. The first being the book of Moses scripture that says "this is my work and my glory to bring to pass the eternal life of man" and the second is the passages about Abraham being known of God in heaven. I think the buzz words are Abraham being a "noble and great one" which has impl
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I've made it about an hour into part 9... Wow, the camera swipes with all the stars, the circles, the "lets turn to the book of Abraham" swipes or whatever you call it. The echoing voice effect for emphasis. It is a parody of itself. Paul is playing Uncle with my mind. Just to make him stop I want to tell him I believe in this nonsense. Just stop talking. I'll bet he is a real hoo
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One of my all time favorites.... "I was a battered husband." Jeph... I get half and none of that 50-50 BS! Smarty two shoes.
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I love this stuff. It is watching a train wreck that keeps going and going. I'm sure the Q15 and supporting positions hate when someone with a love of this 'gospel' and an imagination kick into overdrive. How do you stop it? When does the membership of the creative writer become a liability for the organization? I saw part 9 and there was some Star Wars references in there too. This is
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I recall around the same time frame a Sunday a year was dedicated to bringing all the adults together for the third hour and showing a video about LDS Adoption services and then asking for people you might know that might be in this bastard or pre-bastard situation. Made me really uncomfortable.
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moisture -- sounds pornographic when they say it
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Regarding the killing... I might respond, "Haven't you seen Dexter?"
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