Round 1 West Contestants: (1 vote per pairing)
Monson (Q15) vs Wixom (Primary President)
Andersen (Q15) vs Hallstrom (70)
Holland (Q15) vs Causse (Presiding Bishopric)
Scott (Q15) vs Osguthorpe (Sunday School President)
Uchtdorf (Q15) vs Soares (70)
Oaks (Q15) vs Sitati (70)
Cook (Q15) vs Maynes (70)
Perry (Q15) vs Forum: Recovery Board
With General Conference this weekend and March Madness final games I thought I'd make this:
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Choose the Profit March Madness Games!
No more is the church authority chosen for us now you get to decide by voting who you think should be the profit.
Competitors include the 15, Presidents of the Seventy, Presiding Bishoprick, Presidents of the General Auxiliar Forum: Recovery Board
This was tagged onto the end of a previous thread but i thought it was an interesting enough topic to be its own thread.
Who will be the next president of the CoJCoLDS? How will they run it? (example Lenient or Strict)
Assuming that the church uses its standard procedure for succession, and using secret scientific rituals, I will prophecy the next 3 presidents of the church after Monsoon. Forum: Recovery Board
Assuming that the church uses its standard procedure for succession, and using secret scientific rituals, I will prophecy the next 3 presidents of the church after Monsoon.
I found some statistics and analysis on predicting the probability a current apostle will become a prophet based on their expected lifespan and queue rank in the lineup.
http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2009/10/14/predict Forum: Recovery Board
Every fact you throw at them will ultimately lead them to say "Well I know the church". To this you must ask them how they know. They will likely say something about the spirit. To this you must ask them how they know that it is the spirit and not just an emotion. Try to get them to question the spirit. It may not work immediately but you will have planted a seed of doubt that they can' Forum: Recovery Board
Knock Knock!
Who is it?
The missionaries!
Who?
The Church of Cheese and Rice and Rattley Snakes!
No one's home
Yes you are we can hear you!
(True Story) Forum: Recovery Board
Saturday is a speshul day silly. You have to get ready for sunday :P It is the day one does all the shopping/cleaning.
See my "obligatory Saturday: what are YOU doing to get ready for Sunday thread" thread where I explain it. Forum: Recovery Board
Saturday is a speshul day, its the day we get ready for Sunday! We clean the house and we shop at the store so we don't have to work until Monday!
I thought I'd add another obligatory thread.
I remember in mormonism its a big tradition to get all the chores done on Saturday, including but not limited to scrubbing the baseboards of the chapel bathrooms and polishing the portraits of JS Forum: Recovery Board
Since there was a thread on books though I'd start one on movies/shows.
What movies/shows could be considered 'scripture' or 'canon'?
I'll Start...
The Matrix
Inception
Doctor Who
Space Balls
Space Balls 2: The Search for More Money Forum: Recovery Board
Butts County, GA
Dripping Springs, AR
Weiner, AR
Ballstown, IN
Sac City, IA
Anal Island, Marshall Islands
Gay Head, MA
Oatmeal, TX
Virgin, UT
Dildo, NewFoundLand
Nothing, AZ
Hot Coffee, MS Forum: Recovery Board
Ask them about the spirit.
Specifically ask them how emotions 'teach' truths.
Just because one has 'good' feelings doesn't make something true/false.
In fact there are many examples of circumstances that 'feel good' which are false or are not good at all. Forum: Recovery Board
Oh it just might. This gay rights thing has shaken up and will continue to shake up the church. The church is in sticky situation.
If the church allows gay marriage it may cause alot of members to question their testimonies since marriage is at the core of mormonism doctrine.
The world may become increasingly more tolerant of gays and if the church doesn't, the persecution against them wil Forum: Recovery Board
Also All those exmos/ possible exmos i met on my mission, i wonder who you are?
Sorry if i ever bothered you as a missionary. I was young and nieve. XD Forum: Recovery Board