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Hermes
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Date: September 06, 2013 09:32PM
I think the book that has been mentioned in previous posts is just another indication of the drizzly-shit-trickle-down that comes from a “doctrine” of “Be Ye Therefore Perfect”. But time for some fun…
…what “Not Even Once Club” are you already a part of? Let’s see if mormon church hierarchy can be in…
“Not Even Once” have I:
Claimed to see god and/or Jesus and/or angels
Convinced a 14-year-old girl to fuck, er, marry me
Duped investors into giving me money
Shot a pistol at a human being
Ordered the death/mutilation of people who went against my beliefs
Ordered the destruction of a newspaper’s printing press
Been part of an illegal marriage
Asked a teenager if they masturbate
Written material designed solely to foster guilt in people
Baptized a living person…a few ghosts, though
Clubs I can’t be in:
I lied for the mormon church as a missionary and I did dig for treasure when I was 5—I thought pirates could have made it as far as Salt Lake.