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Posted by: Lenina ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 10:22PM

Have had most of the other temple symbolisms explained to me. Still wondering about the baker's caps. And the string hanging down? That must represent something too?

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Posted by: David Jason ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 10:30PM

I never knew, I just remember the first time putting it on feeling a lot like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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Posted by: Cokeisoknowdrinker ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 10:33PM

I felt like Chef-Boy-R-dee

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Posted by: Cymorg ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 10:34PM

The thinking caps...
Helmets of God.

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Posted by: Lenina ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 10:42PM

Cymorg Wrote:
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> The thinking caps...
> Helmets of God.


Is that really what they're about? Odd-looking thinking caps. Odd-looking helmets of God. If men must wear Godly helmets I'd imagine them to be much more manly & Godly. How can men put those on for the first time, look at their buddies around them, and not question it? Or snort-laugh or something??

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Posted by: notnewatthisanymore ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 02:34AM

Because you are so freaked out and nervous and stressed by all of the craziness going on around you that it is hard to find the humor.

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Posted by: Chump ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 10:36PM

Please explain the other symbolism, 'cause I don't get any of it.

Shouldn't the women wear the baker's caps since they'll be baking spirit babies for eternity.

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Posted by: Uncle Dale ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 10:36PM

Notice the ancient priests' hats in the top graphic:

http://olivercowdery.com/gathering/gatherIs.htm

UD

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Posted by: Lenina ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 10:45PM

Those hats look a little less embarrassing than the flimsy baker caps anyway.

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Posted by: Uncle Dale ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 10:49PM

Lenina Wrote:
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> Those hats look a little less embarrassing than
> the flimsy baker caps anyway.

The garb worn by the participants in the prayer circles
conducted in the second story of the Masonic lodge at
Nauvoo were closer to the Israelite priestly originals.
The LDS fashion designers are getting sloppy in these,
the latter days.

UD

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Posted by: ddt ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 11:10PM

I think this has to do with the sacred mushroom rituals the old church used to practice. Look at some of those old paintings and it shows a bunch of mushroom heads getting high as a kite.

Yes, they tripped their balls off and saw god and now we have these stupid morg cult members wearing stupid mushroom hats while performing stupid masonic rituals.

Beware The Stoned Ape.

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Posted by: Uncle Dale ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 11:22PM

A not exactly accurate example from 1842:
http://www.olivercowdery.com/smithhome/1840s/1842JCBg.jpg

This one is closer to the Nauvoo hat:
http://olivercowdery.com/gathering/MasnIsrl.jpg

UD

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Posted by: squeebee ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 10:38PM

Who else is going to be putting buns in the oven for all eternity than the endowed men?

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Posted by: Weird ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 10:39PM

My favorite is the "thumb extended" symbolism. Sooooooooo creepy

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Posted by: canadianfriend ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 10:59PM

Don't know what they represent, but they are rather dapper.

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Posted by: exdrymo ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 02:20AM

"The hat conveys that solemn religious look you want in a faith. Very pious." --George Costanza

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Posted by: lucky ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 11:05PM

I suspect that the round disc in the men's hat is an allusion to the hypocephalus.

Then again, MORmONS are so damn dumb, maybe I am giving them WAY too much credit.

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Posted by: Bite Me ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 11:07PM

It's a celestial spermey with its tail.

Mystery solved.

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 11:10PM

They are cheap imitations of the Masonic hat from the 1800's.

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Posted by: zimmy ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 11:18PM

13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armor of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all to stand.

14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;

15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;

16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.

17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God;

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Posted by: caffiend as guest ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 11:48PM

Oh gimme-a-break. That silliness has nothing to do with Paul's admonitions for spiritual vigilance. He probably had a Roman guard standing close by when he wrote it. Roman soldiers were hardly sissies.

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Posted by: Carol Y. ( )
Date: September 10, 2013 11:51PM


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Posted by: BOUNCED ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 02:31AM

I was taught by my BYU professor father that the 3 loops on the hat represented the Godhead, the string was revelation and connects to the 3 sections on the shoulder representing the 1st presidency (which are subdivided into 4 sections each to symbolize the 12 Apostles). The flat top was never explained to me.

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 02:43AM

I think it represents the control the church has over you. You will put on a hat that makes you look like a clown to your wife. You will do this to please your church. It's humiliating, but you will grit your teeth and put that goofy thing on in order to show your loyalty to the church.

At the same time, she will cover her face when told. I'm guessing that God can't handle the sight of a womans face during a prayer. I can't imagine any other reason.

So there you are. She's in a Burka, and you're in a clown hat.

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Posted by: thorn ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 05:35AM

At least the women can laugh at it all behind their veils.

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 05:51AM

It represents that the Church can make you do anything.

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Posted by: rt ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 06:39AM

The current idea in anthropology is that ritual symbols have no meaning at all. It's just the way things are done until someone changes how things are done - which is also a common element of rituals.

That doesn't mean that people won't attach meaning to the symbolism. I've heard it said that the ribbon that ties the hat to the robe represents Jacob's ladder. More likely, though, it serves to keep the robe from slipping off the shoulder.

Basically it all means squat. That's why you're not supposed to talk about it.

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 06:45AM

It represents just how stupid we can get when we get involved in a cult.

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 07:37AM

It represents the loss of 10% of your income.

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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 07:54AM

I think the fact that the stupid hat gives men height and elevates them above women says it all---can't have women thinking they are anything but the lower half. This could have happened out of conscious planning, but most likely just came about because this is the way the cult thinks---men are elevated, next to God, and women, well, just are not. And, by G.., they best keep realizing this is the way the Lard intended it!!! (sayeth the 15)

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 07:57AM

Actually, that's better represented by the fact that, for the true order of prayer, the wimmin' have to cover their faces and let the men speak!

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 08:46AM

Not necessarily when they speak, but when they speak the magical words.

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 07:58AM

It's supposed to be a representation of the kind of squarish wool cap that was worn by the Scottish Rite Masonic Branch. Their cap actually looks like something from the Middle Ages, which it is, and would have been worn by a craftsman.

Mormonism then decided to turn the cap white, and to make it out of the cheapest materials possible, until it looked completely ridiculous.

They also wore an apron, that was designed to represent a carpenters apron, which it basically was. Only, instead of making it out of the cheapest materials possible, these were engraved, and look pretty good.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/11/2013 08:06AM by forbiddencokedrinker.

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Posted by: Greyfort ( )
Date: September 11, 2013 08:54AM

Yes, since the Mormon temple rites were taken straight from Masonry, just look towards Masonry to get a hint of where the symbols originated. Joseph Smith just tweaked them a little to make them fit his Mormonism.

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