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Mine would be, Hey guys do you two realize the hurt you have caused the hundreds and thousands of families with your lies? So what would yours be??
How the hell did you get into heaven?
Sooo, big boys, what's it like to live in hell for eternity?
Jiminycricket asks: Hey did you get resurrected with a set of balls?
Joe and Brigham: You Bet.
Jiminycricket: Great, KICK!
Joe and Brigham: You Bet.
Jiminycricket: Great, KICK!
Why are you two such effing douchebags?
How did you two get wealthy by lying? Because I never got rich with honest labor.
So this is what they do to punish lying polygamists who molest little girls...
How hot is it down there?
Hahahaha LOL!! I put this question up on the board on my way home from work since its evening here in New Zealand. So I come home have a shower ate my dinner and as soon as I logged in to my laptop I could not stop laughing :) they say laughter is the best medicine and it sure is. Thanks for the funny replies guys you all made my day haha.
Joe bro, Was it just lies, or did it all get away from you and you were trying to please people?
If a), was it fame, money, power or skirt?
If b) did you feel you had some metaphysical experience or was it just made up?
Oh, and how did you keep Emma off your ***?
I highly doubt I will be asking Brigham anything
If a), was it fame, money, power or skirt?
If b) did you feel you had some metaphysical experience or was it just made up?
Oh, and how did you keep Emma off your ***?
I highly doubt I will be asking Brigham anything
A part 1.
Just curious...how much skirt did you actually tap?
Just curious...how much skirt did you actually tap?
What are you doing alive? As an atheist, I don't believe there will be an afterlife.
It would prove, however that we were both wrong. Me for beliving that there's no place to go and them for believing there would be a different place for the rightous and lying scum. Oh wait, maybe we were both in the same place for a reason.
It would prove, however that we were both wrong. Me for beliving that there's no place to go and them for believing there would be a different place for the rightous and lying scum. Oh wait, maybe we were both in the same place for a reason.
What did you take to keep it up?
Does it bother you that subsequent prophets benefited financially because of your labors? That's got to suck.
Oh, Touché!
Braggart Brigham:
Just curious how much you miss all of your treasures on earth...."your" kingdom of Deseret, "your" position as Governor of Utah and your hired gunmen who did your dirty deeds? Just a little different in hell, isn't it?
Scumbag Joe:
What? I see that you've received no handy revelations to move you to a new home. Your god must be taking a very long nap.
Just curious how much you miss all of your treasures on earth...."your" kingdom of Deseret, "your" position as Governor of Utah and your hired gunmen who did your dirty deeds? Just a little different in hell, isn't it?
Scumbag Joe:
What? I see that you've received no handy revelations to move you to a new home. Your god must be taking a very long nap.
Was Zina really such a hottie?
WTF?
" bet you boys are sure glad you no longer have to deal with that burning sensation when you used to pee ".
Just who thw f'ck do you think you are? I'd love to give BY a good ass kicking just on general principles...
Ron Burr
Ron Burr
"What on earth did I do that was so wrong I got stuck in the same circle as YOU?!?"
I would ask them to sit down with every living member of my family (about 200) and confess to them every single thing they lied about. That would do it for me.
I hope that testicles are still a tender target in the afterlife.
Seriously, could someone turn down the thermostat.
"Coffee break's over -- back on your heads!"
To all the posters: I love the humour. Thanks for the laugh!
To the OP: Seriously, I never want to have any contact with them.
To the OP: Seriously, I never want to have any contact with them.
"I KNOW what I did to get into Outer Darkness. What are YOUR excuses, Oh Great Ones???"
Father has decided to make you both Jehovah's Witnesses. Here are your magazines. Start tract'ing down this street, it is endless in nature and water is not available :+)