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Posted by: nlocnil ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 01:29PM
Instead of waiting to get Ex'd; Summon the BP to a Kangaroo Court of Love

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B4OU6WHrbN4ZbFc2SmFGNGxzdVk/edit?usp=sharing
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Bishop Jensen
XYZ Ward, XYZ Stake
Salt Lake City, Utah

Dear Bishop Jensen,
I am considering resigning my membership from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I understand the consequences are serious that is why I want to weigh all sides before making such a decision. I will be conducting a court of love to evaluate the truth claims of the LDS faith. This court will ultimately decide the status of my membership and association with the LDS church.

You are invited to attend a Court of Love where the evidence for and against Mormonism will be weighed. Your testimony will be entered into the record and you are invited to bring any evidence for the truthfulness of Mormonism and if you wish to provide witnesses on behalf of the LDS Church.

The court of love will be held on September 30th, 2013 6:00 PM at the local community center conference room A. My two (2) counselors and I will weigh the facts. The first counselor will argue on behalf of the LDS Church and the second counselor will argue against.

Sincerely,


John Smith
LDS Member

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Posted by: ConcernedCitizen ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 01:32PM
Re: Instead of waiting to get Ex'd; Summon the BP to a Kangaroo Court of Love

...pure genius.

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Posted by: onendagus ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 01:43PM
Re: Instead of waiting to get Ex'd; Summon the BP to a Kangaroo Court of Love

Love it!

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Posted by: fossilman ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 01:46PM
Re: Instead of waiting to get Ex'd; Summon the BP to a Kangaroo Court of Love

Let us know who wins!

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Posted by: nickname ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 02:01PM
Re: Instead of waiting to get Ex'd; Summon the BP to a Kangaroo Court of Love

Ha ha! Awesome!

I bet most bishops would be far to scared to actually show up, though. As soon as you start talking about applying facts and logic to Mormonism, TBMs run for the hills!

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Posted by: releve ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 02:06PM
Re: Instead of waiting to get Ex'd; Summon the BP to a Kangaroo Court of Love

While I agree that this is a brilliant idea, I think that a good many BPs are victims as well (they just don't know it yet). I'd rather try someone who gets paid. BKP would be my first choice.

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Posted by: nickname ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 02:09PM
Re: Instead of waiting to get Ex'd; Summon the BP to a Kangaroo Court of Love

Yeah, but they'd just forward it back to the bishop or stake pres. without even reading it.

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Posted by: releve ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 02:51PM
Re: Instead of waiting to get Ex'd; Summon the BP to a Kangaroo Court of Love

You're probably right. BKP's body guards would probably shoot you if you tried to get close enough to hand him a summons.

At least find a bishop who has connections, or one who is in the public eye. Are any of Mit's sons bishops?

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Posted by: mormonrealitycheck ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 02:23PM
Re: Instead of waiting to get Ex'd; Summon the BP to a Kangaroo Court of Love

Refreshingly Original. I love it.

Brilliant.

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Posted by: spaghetti oh ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 02:36PM
LOL... brilliant! :D (n/t)


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Posted by: PapaKen ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 03:01PM
Re: Instead of waiting to get Ex'd; Summon the BP to a Kangaroo Court of Love

If he's a no-show, you should ex him anyway.

That's how they handled it when I ignored their "summons."

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Posted by: nlocnil ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 03:43PM
Re: Instead of waiting to get Ex'd; Summon the BP to a Kangaroo Court of Love

We need an exmo lawyer to polish this text.

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Posted by: drilldoc ( )
Date: September 19, 2013 04:03PM
Re: Instead of waiting to get Ex'd; Summon the BP to a Kangaroo Court of Love

Sounds fair.

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