Posted by:
releve
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Date: October 01, 2013 11:41PM
I have been in California for a week. I was visiting my daughter, son in law, and three lively grandsons. My daughter has an in home pre school five days of the week. The boys have homework, the boys have basketball, the boys fight with each other and make messes. You get the picture. I wasn't laying on the beach drinking fruity drinks with umbrellas, but in spite of the occasional chaos, I was chill.
Today my daughter took me to the Oakland Airport. I got the full body scan and a pat down. It turns out that the scan machine picks up anything that sparkles. About twenty pin head sized rivets set it off. I was slightly annoyed, but still chill.
The first leg of my journey home went from Oakland to Long Beach. Nice flight. The first hour of my two hour layover was great. I finished my first book, had a great burger, watched a plane leave and another arrive. Still chill.
Then I went to the assigned gate to finish waiting for my flight to SLC. That's when I realized I was on my way back to the hell that is living in the land of Zion.
Mormons don't know airport/airplane code. If you approach a group of people who are reading, are wearing earbuds or have their laptops open, you should behave in a similar manner ie. don't talk. Don't ask people increasingly personal questions, and for pity sake don't ask them what religion they are.
A flight going to SLC has more children, that is just a fact and I can cope with kids crying on an airplane. I even pity their poor parents. If I'm seated by a two year old, I'll even help entertain him and I will be chill.
But, if you are an adult and you ask a total stranger what religion they are, even if I'm not the adult being interrogated, I'm going to conclude that you are an idiot and I'm going to lose my chill. I hated that question when I was TBM and now it is like chalk on chalkboard to me. I have decent manners, so no one will know I've lost my chill, unless of course, my blood pressure raises, I have a stroke and the flight gets rerouted to the nearest city with a hospital.
So, I'm home now and I know that every time I find myself standing in a long line, or waiting in a waiting room, or sitting by a stranger in a theater, I have at least a 50/50 chance of hearing that question. Awe, Utah.