Posted by:
flyboy
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Date: October 08, 2013 10:54PM
Is that a Crucifix behind her in that photo? An actual symbol of the Whore of all the Earth? Coming out of her head?
Surrender Dorothy Wrote:
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http://countrywebsites.lds.org/ar/images/stories/N> oticias_Locales/201001_003A.jpg
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> Dear Sister Bednar,
>
> Your black-and-white top is completely
> inappropriate for a daughter of Heavenly Father
> and a wife of the Lord's anointed, even Elder
> Helmet Hair. Your top ties at the waist and the
> tails point down like an arrow drawing attention
> to your sacred lady parts, even your ultra-pure
> and uber-righteous vagina. I shudder to think that
> your choice of black-and-white is a hidden desire
> to take a whirl in a swirl.
>
> If Elder Helmet Hair doth not pay it enough
> attention, you must supplicate the Lord to soften
> your husband's heart and harden his, errrr, uhmm,
> resolve so you lose your need to deliberately draw
> the world's attention to your crotchal region.
>
> I also find your cross-topped headband to be
> idolatrous. What next, a golden calf belt buckle?
>
> As your sister in judging other women, I call you
> to repentance.
> In the name of Surfer Jesus is hawwwt...Ahhh, men!