NOOOOOOOO!

The Lord's House of Order seems unable to create order on the caffeine issue. The brethren say caffiene is not a WoW issue but BYU bans caffeine. Bozos.

Ummmmm, Forbidden Coke, must have it. Arrrrgggghhh!

I feel bad for those unsuspecting virtuous BYU students who unknowingly purchased and drank a caffeinated drink. Imagine the guilt they must now being going through knowing that they lost their "caffeine cherry" without having the opportunity to fight to the death to preserve it.

Mr. Happy Wrote:
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> I feel bad for those unsuspecting virtuous BYU
> students who unknowingly purchased and drank a
> caffeinated drink. Imagine the guilt they must
> now being going through knowing that they lost
> their "caffeine cherry" without having the
> opportunity to fight to the death to preserve it.

:-) :-) :-)

When I was 4 or 5 years old the lady across the street offered me a glass of Hi-C. I drank it and said, this doesn't taste like Hi-C.

She said it's not it's Iced Tea. I burst into tears and ran home. Luckily my Mom was not a nazi mormon and she said it was no big deal.

and worse,they lost it to a "Coke Zero" insead of a real,live,Coke.

I would have flunked out of college withou caffeine.

I stopped reading at 'long forbidden'. Double facepalm.

Coke Zero? really? not a Mexican Coke in a glass bottle?

I just bought and old coke machine(the type that does bottle) to put in my garage and fill with Mexican Cokes.

No demand for it. That's proof of how mormons stick their heads in the sand and scream "I can't hear you".

How does the no demand comment fit with the fact that there was a run on the machine with caffeine? Hmmm?

I heard there was a run on the machine!!! haha like a hot slot machine in Vegas

I saw a Story about this on channel 4 news(Utah). It's rediculous that this kind of story makes it onto the news. Only in weirdo Utah! They interviewed some students. One girl said that caffeine was a drug, but not as bad as heroin. So they shouldn't have it on campus! It's sad that Mormons just don't get how weird they are! I tried to attach the story, but couldn't get it to work.

Oops! I said that the girl on the news said that caffeine was a drug but Not as bad as Herion. She really said it wasnt as bad as Cocaine. Like that makes a difference.

Saw this on 2news. They read two statements from tscc-
1 the church has no specific restriction on caffeine.
2 the cafeteria at BYU doesn't sell caffeinated beverages because there is no demand.

But there was a mad dash to buy it...

Deny deny deny etc

There's no demand from the guys in charge (Q15?) that BYU sell it. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

Why, God, why!? Oh, the humanity!!