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Posted by: ljj90 ( )
Date: October 21, 2013 10:30AM
Made me chuckle

Apologies in advance if this has already been posted:

Q: How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?

A: At least six: One to change the light bulb; one to deny that there was any change made; one to say that we shouldn't focus on the change--only the need for light; one to say we don't teach that the light bulb needed changing in the first place; one to say that the changer was acting for himself and not as an official changer; and one to say "who cares who changed the bulb, don't you feel the burning of the light?

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Posted by: gladtobeme ( )
Date: October 21, 2013 01:54PM
Re: Made me chuckle

Hehe, sounds about right!

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: October 21, 2013 04:12PM
Sorry...

Two of the elders I asked claimed it was women's work, and the third answered, "Just one, but I make sure I make her beg first."

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