Posted by:
Primus
(
)
Date: February 07, 2011 03:16PM
AP - Washington DUH. C
Today congress was forced to suspend the 'Bill of Rights' sighting passage of a Gay Marriage ACT passed by the Senate and signed into law by President Obama this week.
"We really didn't have any choice." said Senator Orrin Hatch, "After the marriage act was passed, we had no other choice but to suspend everyone else's civil rights in every other matter. I'd give you my real opinion, but ya know, freedom of speech isn't allowed any more, even for me, a Senator."
I was about to write more, but I hear the cops outside banging on my door.
In related news, Mitt Romney announced plans to divorce his wife and marry the family dog.
Okay, I was trying to think of a parody of Oaks gay marriage thing leading to a loss of freedom, but it's just so ridiculous I was having a hard time being any more absurd than he is.