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"In response to harsh and repeated criticisms from our mothers and several failed relationships with women, we present the splash dynamics of a simulated human male urine stream," reads their conference abstract."
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24820279
That's right, brothers and sisters, the Lard's one twoo university is studying the physics of pee spray.
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24820279
That's right, brothers and sisters, the Lard's one twoo university is studying the physics of pee spray.
This is why house wives bought those hideous shag rug toilet seat covers. The seat won't stay up unless the man leans on it; greatly improving accuracy.
crom Wrote:
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> This is why house wives bought those hideous shag
> rug toilet seat covers. The seat won't stay up
> unless the man leans on it; greatly improving
> accuracy.
I thought it was there to soak up the pee when I missed.
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> This is why house wives bought those hideous shag
> rug toilet seat covers. The seat won't stay up
> unless the man leans on it; greatly improving
> accuracy.
I thought it was there to soak up the pee when I missed.
Crom, Where oh where were you when I needed your words of wisdom?
SOLUTION:
a ring of electrified wire around the bowl; hit it, and you're ZAPPED!
a ring of electrified wire around the bowl; hit it, and you're ZAPPED!
Suddenly I need to pee.
"Institute for Little Factory Studies"
Hey…it's more useful than the Maxwell Institute.
Hey…it's more useful than the Maxwell Institute.
Ha ha ha ha!
I find it kinda funny actually. I mean, it is practical research for sure. What difference will it make? Well, for us guys, our moms always taught us to stand closer to the toilet anyway :p
Best way ever to stop bad aim???? Drain the toilet, get a bottle of red fingernail polish and paint a small target in the bottom of the bowl. Refill. PROBLEM SOLVED... men and especially boys will aim at that target every dang time.
My late husband was a very cool and even tempered guy.
But, don't pee on the floor. He told my son, "If you can't aim better than that then you can sit down to pee just like a girl".
Things improved right away. LOL
But, don't pee on the floor. He told my son, "If you can't aim better than that then you can sit down to pee just like a girl".
Things improved right away. LOL
What always amazes me is how a woman, no matter her size, can pee like a fire hose stream of urine is coming out of her bottom. If it were any more powerful, women would go airborne when they peed. Is that too way off topic?