Yesterday at 5pm the Elders came over to my house. Instead of the usual two they were on splits so in walks a 250 pound Samoan Elder and a short blonde guy from Utah. I didnt want to talk about any silly church stuff so for the whole hour we talked about rugby, gridiron what they were gonna do after their mish and so on. Like I said why waste time discussing things these two young elders have probably never heard of right? So they left and I went back to watching TV. I think the key is to talk these missionaries about other things than silly Mormon teachings

As a missionary, I can tell you that there are a mountain of us that will talk all day long about anything other than church. There are still a few where the brain-wash works. Those are the ones that make all of us look bad and it is impossible to make them stop. They are literally the Urukai from Mormondor.

"They are literally the Urukai from Mormondor"

This +100
I almost died laughing