I was wondering if anyone has any good ideas for any pranks/ things that will bug the Mormons that I can do at church. I have decided to stay in TSCC for right for various reasons, but was wondering if any of can think of something. I have thought of wearing pants(as a girl) and asking my bishop, Sunday school teachers, etc. some uncomfortable questions, but that's about it. What do you think? :)

Try “15 minutes in EQ”
http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1078951,1078969#msg-1078969


or “questions to ask in the temple”
http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1077972,1078471#msg-1078471

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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 11/14/2013 09:21AM by Senoritalamanita.

Fyi, our prankster is 13.

1- point out holes/glossed over history by questioning (just wondering, why was JS arrested?)

2- ask a temple question

Have the strongest testimony in history. Explain why Smith's 34 wives, polyandry and 14 year old wife's were right. Explain Smith didn't want to but the angel would kill him if he didn't. ETC... all with the fervor of a southern Baptist preacher explaining that those who try and use the facts to discredit are working for Satan and that the lack of archaeology, dna etc... are all a trick by Satan.

It will take acting skills but it would be the role of a lifetime.

I like this one!

The beauty here is that scripture is on your side and you can tell anyone who questions you that they are under Satan's influence.

Under Satan's influence. Hmm. Is that like the insanity plea in court? Are you then sentenced to five years in HP quorum so you have to listen to old farts talk about whether it's okay to read the newspaper on Sunday and other coma-inducing subjects?

A couple of decades ago an exmo friend of mine had a former
mission comp who was starting to see the light. He was called
to give a sacrament talk. We told him we could write him a
doozy. He said, "if you will write it, I'll give it."

This was too good to miss, so we wrote him one. It was all
about members who had had all kinds of adversity but had
remained faithful. Everything we wrote could be backed up by
faithful, Mormon historians--BYU history professors etc.

The kicker was that all the "adversity" that these saints
endured were caused by the church leaders screwing them over.
One of the main examples we told was of Henry Jacobs whose
wife, Zina, was sealed to Joseph Smith and after Joseph Smith
died was appropriated to be one of Brigham Young's wives.

At the time I didn't have a copy of the talk where Brigham
Young talks about how a woman can get out of a marriage to
someone with lower priesthood and can become the wife of
someone with higher priesthood without the need for a divorce,
or I would have quoted it.

The guy read the talk and said, "I can't give this." He
showed the talk to his bishop whose take on it was "someone is
really angry at the Church."

It was a typical faith-promoting talk. The ONLY difference
was that we chose examples where the "bad guys" were the
Church leaders. True examples. But as BKP says, some things
that are true are not useful.

Get some coffee scented essential oil and dab it all over church so the place smells like coffee.

Shake hands with them using the SURE SIGN OF THE NAIL grip.

bring some porn and leave it somewhere and watch people's reaction when they find it. buy a condom and put it on the floor aand watch people's reaction. WOW I want a video of their reactions!

If I wanted to bug someone, all I had to do was wear a pretty pair of stilettos. Worked every time.

A long time ago, when the earth was green and I was a teenager is SS and seminary... I would raise my hand in almost any class lesson or discussion and offer to play "devils advocate" to strengthen the talking points of my fellow young people.

Needless to say, it didn't work very long before my old man would call me in some evening (brother So-and-So asked me to Tell YOU!) and tell me to stop playing "devils advocate" in class. But it was always fun while it lasted. ;)

What would really bug them is to not show up for church, but enjoy your Sunday, and have fun while they are being oppressed and depressed for three hours.

Play Frisbee on the grass during Sacrament.

Using indelible marker, write "www.mormonthink.com" around the arch of all the toilet seats. Wash hands afterward.

Write mormonthink.com in pencil in various places. Write, in pencil, 'aren't you glad they fired all the janitors and built a 6 billion dollar mall in Salt Lake' under the toilet seat.

Laugh when something is said that you know is not true. Then apologize.

Share your testimony that you KNOW Monson is a true profit and if he asked you to be his wife you would agree. Just like Joey Smith asked Hellen Mar Kimble to be his wife at 14. Only it would be easier for you cause Joey had other wives already and you would not have to share,

Bring out forbiddin discussions during sunday school. Get them eyes rolling.

Glue food the carpet. Glue pennies to the gym floor. Hide the broomsor hide the vacuum cleaners. Hide the tash cans. Retype the building cleaning list.

Advertise anti websites on little cards stuck in hymn books or write them on classroom chalkboards.

I suggest avoiding the vandalism suggestions. Have fun, but don't break the law.

Don't use any titles. The bishop is just "dave" etc.

Make a point of leaving the middle initial out of the big 15 names. Jeff Holland, Boyd Packer, Hank Eyring. Count how many times you get corrected and when you get to 50 take a shot!

Be less than enthusiastic about the temple and general conference. "Didn't you just love the talk on ______?" "Yeah, it was OK, but he's given better talks in the past."

"Wasn't that a great temple session?" "Meh, probably only the 47th best I've been through."