I get quite a kick out of Facebook posts sometimes. In fact I stay connected to some of the mormons and Evangelicals who don't post nasty things directly to me just because some of the posts and memes are so funny, not to mention the comments their equally funny friends post back.

But I'm noticing a trend. The Christians will just post anti-Obama stuff. I have never once seen any reference to Romney in their posts. They will post meme quotes by tea baggers but Romney isn't on their radar.

However, I'm seeing so many Romney memes and comments by Mormons. I'll click on the person they shared it from and the hundred other people who shared it. All Mormons. But today I saw the best post. The guy said ALL the trouble in the world (not country, but world) is God letting us know that when HE provides an Elder of Israel to fix things and Satan provides the anti-christ, we'd better pay attention to which side we pick. Bwahahaha.

Love how they are still crying about their precious mormon moment having been completely laid to rest. And they better check with Pat Robertson, because I'm pretty sure all the world's troubles are because of the gays. Oh yeah, one mormon wrote that if Romney had been elected we would not have seen the overturn of DADT and DOMA. Ok, I give him that one. He's right. Thanks for reminding us why his defeat was so important.

And Anne Romney thinks so too. She commented that we wouldn't have experienced a government shutdown if her husband had been elected, because he would have gotten rid of the Affordable Care Act right away. So everything would have been fine!

Yep. It wouldda been. Mormon women could still get Medicaid to have all the babies they don't need. Where are our priorities.

Thank goodness for the NONE's who helped prevent the brainwashed doomsday CULT leader from becoming the most powerful man on the planet.
The world really dodged a bullet.
I think he would have kicked off WWIII by over reacting to Syria/Iran.
Make no mistake about it, Nobody wants to destroy the dome of the rock and replace it with a Temple more than the Mormons, except the Jews. Either one would touch off WWIII.

Though, to their credit, the Israeli Jews have been in the neighborhood with the means to do just that, and so far we only hear rumblings of WWIII every few years, but no actual WWIII yet.

This reminds me of how every week there is one vote for BYU football to be in the top 25. Oh gee that sportswriter is NOT from Deseret News. :-/

The satisfaction of seeing a black guy defeat a mormon - it was deep. One giant FU.

why are you calling him a black guy ?
He's just as much white as he is black.
Why is black the automatic default ?

Because hiphop is cooler than rock.

Everybody knows that.


Ana

May I point to the fact that world leaders consult the pope?

What world leader consults Monson?

And for all the prognostications of world domination made in the 70's and 80's, the geometric progression charts of membership going through the roof....it is all ending in whimper of ads on Google sniveling, "I am a regular guy, and I'm Mormon.

HAHAHAHA I cannot TELL you how much I am enjoying the whole thing--the running of Romney for president and the whole world seeing his rich-ass dufus persona.

You cannot make this stuff up. Romney was lampooned so wonderfully on SNL, I get goosebumps just remembering it. Between him and Sarah Palin. Oh, if only they could have been lumped together into one big bus traveling across the country--it could have been named "The Loose Canons" and they could have a daily TV show called "The Debacle a Day Club."


Anagrammy

+1,000

Next we'll be hearing he secretly prayed not to win...

because Jesus appeared to him.


Anagrammy

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
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> why are you calling him a black guy ?
> He's just as much white as he is black.
> Why is black the automatic default ?


do you think thats how the police would describe him if they pulled him over?

I rest my case

+1

Confirms what we know.

Yeppers. My southern TBM relatives are waiting glumly for the Big Doom. They just can not see how a tall, white, rich, priesthood-holding man was not an easy winner of the recent election.

I was driving through South Carolina and saw a bllboard headlined "How can God not Judge Us?" with a picture of America beneath. Apparently abortion & gays will end us all. *cough*

My BIL posted one the other day that I almost responded to

"If I had a president, he'd look like Mitt Romney"

GAG!!!! What a repugnant thing to say! In the end I decided not to cause a flame war, but I just about vomited all over my keyboard at that one.

zarahemlatowndrunk Wrote:
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> "If I had a president, he'd look like Mitt
> Romney"
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This actually made me chuckle!

I salute your restraint.

When the campaign started, I recieved an email from one of my TBM relatives. The very first point it made was how good-looking Mittens and Egg were. The second point was how rich they were, and that he made that money "all by himself".

I sent back a reply about the equivalent of a pail of cold water; mentioning the treatment of his dog, among other things, and they did not bother to reply to the points my email made.

TBMs just do not see how plastic they look to the non-TBM world. In fact, the perfect sheen of plastic is their ideal.

"Egg"!!!

Lolz!

Her? Really?

Love that show.

Elohim is such a wimpy, flaccid deity. He must have a very small penis. What kind if god can't steal a US Presidential Election? Maybe Mormons should start worshipping Joseph Kennedy.

lol!

"What kind if god can't steal a US Presidential Election?"

Exactly, Guess it was not Gods will. So why the Mormons fussing? This was my response when my ex starting fussing about M.R. not being elected.

She had no comment to that..

Ha! Right. And his blond bitch wife didn't want to be First Lady, either.

LOL.

I'm so grateful I didn't have to suffer through that.

The Romney family: A Dynasty of Political Losers

Instead of buying 2% of Florida, if the brethren had any foresight, they would have emptied Utah and told mormons to move to Florida and other swing states. Let's not forget, Mittens didn't win his home state or that of his VP.

Loved the Kennedy comment by the way. Guess the pope has more pull then the mormon prophet. oops.

As an exmo atheist Romney's Mormonism bugged me greatly. With that being said Obama is a complete joke as a president IMO. I hate the political system in the states. Where canidates have to be an ass hat to gain enough support by their party to win. There's no such thing as doing what makes sense for the people. Just how to get reellected and gain support of special interest groups. This is coming from someone who is an independent and driven equally crazy by tea baggers and bleeding heart liberals. Something has got to give.