Not that I have them. I am Christmas shopping for a friend. Yeah, that's the ticket.

I mean, will anyone see your "friend" naked? That's an important part of the concealment plan.

ETA: And how big are we talking?



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About an A cup. Maybe a small B.

Hmmmmm...

there was an episode of Seinfeld that covered that issue.

The bro
George was scarred for life after he saw his dad's man boobs.



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By the way, this is the fastest I have ever got several replies to a post.

That takes huge chichis.

Hey. How's your neighbor?

Getting back together with her ex. We live and try. I just got a date with another girl though, so I think all the advice I have been getting on RFM is paying off. I don't think I will ever fulfill my dream of being a manwhore, but I am getting better at getting myself out there. I guess we all have to settle for reality at some point.

Yeah, I thought of that, but I have, I mean my friend has a good bit of chest hair.

Pay attention, FBC - If your friend is going to be seen naked/shirtless, you don't want to deal with accusations of false advertising. Beer helps smooth things over.

Taking off duct tape can ruin a mood. But beer smooths things over.

Why not just enjoy yourself and play with them? That's what I do with mine. :D

but it's just not the same...

I'd rather play with my wife's than mine any day.

Ummmm.....push-ups? Or a few bench presses? Maybe a few less carbs? ;)

This is how it goes:

1. Conceal man boobs
2. Attract person
3. Work out like a maniac

What about a compression t-shirt or tank? I think they look kind of like garments that you can wear under clothes. Might be worth a google search.

I was actually thinking of wearing, I mean telling my friend, to wear a tight undershirt beneath a regular shirt, and seeing if that helps. He has a date with a girl he hasn't seen since High School next week, and is a bit nervous. Judging by her facebook pics, the years have been kinder to her then to him.

You've seen mine, right?

We (the universal we) do not live FB lives.

I'm totally not joking here.....I was just watching E! News and they were talking about this undershirt thing that someone just came out with that is like compression garments for women. It compresses and has sculpted pecs in the shirt for men. http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/22/pushup-bra-for-men-turns-man-boobs-into-power-pecs/

It's called the bench press, decline press, incline press, pushups and dips! That'll get rid of yer man tits.