Posted by:
reuben
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Date: November 22, 2013 11:35AM
For being all powerful/knowing, Mormon god is a dumb fu*k. His security system really needs revamping. If all you need to do to get into his high security compound is flash some gang signs, there will be a lot of unwanted visitors in the CK.
But the below is what really threw me off the rails as a TBM missionary.
We were preaching that the Morg is a restoration church, and we were EXACTLY like the true church Jebus set up from the beginning of time, which later fell into apostasy.
I realized that the sign of the nail and the sure sign of the nail would have been deuced odd concepts to those Mormons living before the crucifixion!
I actually blurted this out during missionary scripture study in a moment of enlightened confusion. You should have seen my DB comp's face when I said the sacred names outloud!
Nowadays, I teach temple handshakes to all my non mo friends so they can bluff past the angels who stand as sentinels to the kingdom of heaven.