Posted by:
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Date: February 10, 2011 09:20PM
Don Bagley Wrote:
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> I'm with Kookoo. Stay in California. I love it
> here. the weather alone is enough to cheer one up.
>>> Gahhh stop. Stop teasing me meowwwplease. I wish I was in California right now, living in the outback hinterland of some lonely desert highway, and some Mesa hoodoos, on my Motorbike.
Either that or rapelling a Californian cliff, to my ninja stash sanctuary, like on Ninja 3, where the ninja survives being blasted many times by the LAPD, and imprinting her Ki energy to a Gaijin lineswoman working on some power lines.
I still have to finish my training, get a job in California, get my Green card, join the National Guard, build a bunker for all my friends and family, in some mountain, and scream out "WOLVEREENS" when my Chinese brethren get it in their heads to invade. Which is tactically an impossibility, 1) they'd have to go through Hawaii, AND L.A. two heavily fortified bases, 2) if they go through the Akaska route, (they'd get shanked by escapees and other fugitives and freeze to death). 3), the BC highway will become like Sparta's thermopolia in which Canadians will kick their butts, 4) they can go through Alberta. (they're going to wish they haven't. Angry Hockey fans, with no stanley cup (and I'm one of them, well a fan) enough said (and the Prince Patricias who defeated them in Korea). 5) Mormons with guns (should they pass that guantlet they have to go through the Morg Corridore). 6) They'd be flanked by the South AND the Californians... 7) They make it to Mexcio they have to face the "familia". 8) if they travel through the East (they waste alot of Gas, vulunerable to European Allies.
America is the safest place to be, or Canada. And since I lived my whole life in Canada, to be pinged around like pin ball. I'm getting bugged driving down the same old street. I got to find a place where the kids are hip.
I can get me a nice quite older house, a mid level suburbian home (needs a jacuzzi though), a lawn, pets, a garage with mom's car, my car, a rice cooker, a wok, a fridge, DVD TV, computer (although the kids sticky fingers are going to be on it), and a Man cave, where I can store all my nerdy junk and porn, and guns (for hunting. My scout master got me hooked on Scout Stew), my Scout uniform and other camping crap, and lots of Scouter Rader like stuff SANS dead bodies, and murder crap). Why Scouter Rader, why the Fuck did you do it? Why? I need heros to look up t, not psychotic monsters.
sucks being the big brother of the pack and having no heros. And a Ham Radio, just incase I need to scream out Wolvereens. and a freezer for burgers as I plan to have a huge Chinese-American family, or a mixed family.
And I want a cat and a dog, and nice comfy sofas, and if I am lucky the Lazy boy with massage feature. All these will come slowly though. So when I'm ready to be sent to the chinatown hosplice, with monks chanting at me. I can go in style.
And trees, want to plant lots of trees in the yard.
But my most precious American possession, is my name tag that I worked as a voter runner dude. I did that before moving to China (I still don't know why I did that, as Zoidberg didn't know why he came to Earth). Then in California. My children graduates and goes to...... DISNEYLAND, and I get Disney shares. And I can finally live in a land where you're suposed to be a weird Geek, and study Martial Arts..
But I'd pick more inland smaller towns, I grew up in a mid sized town, Calgary. If I don't achieve my American dream, there's always Calgary. and American like city. (very Atlanta like).. and cheer for the Flames.