http://www.normons.com/16-reasons-buddy-elf-probably-mormon/

This is by far the dumbest thing I have ever seen someone put on paper... Well besides the BOM, BOA, and other Joe Smith crap.

But seriously, who even thinks about something like this?

Oh God...I can't believe how stupid that was

one of my friends posted this too... ugh.

17. Creepy and makes people feel uncomfortable in their own skin.

18. Has a severe case of arrested development.

19.Has no boundaries whatsoever.

Well, they're right about the sugar part!

I always hated that movie. They can have him.

Comedy isn't supposed to numb your mind...it's supposed to open it.



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well, they got the veneer down! They forgot the secret Porn issues, polygamy, racism, dyfuntional family issues and percocet!

my daughter all posted it or shared it. I didn't take the time to read it.

No.14 - It wasn't the mormons' charm that inspired a musical! The accompanying photo looks scarily like your typical mormon roadshow.

A mormon would never celebrate a place making the "World's Best Coffee" Wow Mormon really are blind to things they don't want to see.

They always have to take fun things and ruin them by making them their own!! How lame!

20. Blissfully unaware of how insulting they are
21. Plays the victim when people react to how insulting they are ("We're soooo persecuted")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ_dL_IMPP4

They should add Buddy's father as mormon too. Maybe he is a SP.

One problem, those tights. I just don't see a mormon man wearing garments and tights together.

If that's the standard of intelligence they want to set for themselves, then by all means...

Relax it's just a silly buzzfeed. I still enjoy dumb humor. Elf is one of my favorite Christmas movies.

22. Likes terrible movies.

#23 Quote the terrible movies

I'd like to bear my testimony, that Buddy is the one true elf. He did, in fact, see Santa and his hosts of reindeer. The 'Naughty and Nice' Book is true. I KNOW this is all true because of the warm feeling I feel when I watch the movie 'Elf'. The ANTI's will claim there is not any geological, archeological, or DNA evidence of Santa, elves, people living in the North Pole, and flying reindeer. All I have to say is, "Can you describe the taste of salt?" EXACTLY! Someday you will be as happy as I am because I know Buddy the Elf is true!

Perfection!!!!

Nailed it!!!

hee hee that was funny. And, at least they're not any MORE delusional. Right? At least, everybody knows Santa is true.



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That was good until I got to this one.

"16. People accuse him of being delusional but, as it turns out, he’s not."

IT would be funny if it was this.

16. People accuse him of being delusional but, as it turns out, if he wasn't fictional and was in real life he would be - just like The Mormons.

24- wears the same suit every day.

Gotta love the little "and neither are we" at the bottom.

I was expecting the Elf on a Shelf, and was going to say of course he's Mormon, because he's a huge tattletale, no need for 16 reasons.

Nope...He drinks coffee :)

Looks like they're on to you guys. https://twitter.com/dannyras/status/413216039116505088

Found this in the comments ;)

"He loves Irish Coffee…

…partakes in drunken table dancing…

…and “loses the tights” when he’s told…

…seems to take pleasure in taking vengeance on bad guys by viciously throwing tightly-compacted snow balls…"