Posted by:
Dave the Atheist
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Date: December 17, 2013 10:55PM
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised when she looked around
to find her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.
She became so worried she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jeweler's we went into about five years ago
where you fell in love with that diamond necklace we couldn't afford, and I told you I would
get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."
He replied, "Well, I'm in the bar next door."