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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: December 21, 2013 04:51PM

My return missionary wife is so pissed about polygamy and gay marry... she wants to get a few more husbands. Anyone interested.

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: December 21, 2013 05:12PM

From what I just learned about the exact language of Amendment 3 (I'm not in Utah), it may be legally possible for your wife to get her wish--and sooner than she thinks!

:-)

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: December 21, 2013 05:19PM

She wants to clean up after even more lazy men? I mean, I know not all men are lazy, but you get two together, and it's a certainty that one is, and the other probably is.

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Posted by: schlock ( )
Date: December 21, 2013 05:20PM

One of those rumored wards where the group family home evening activities often involve "swapping" testimonies.

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Posted by: Strength in the Loins ( )
Date: December 21, 2013 05:51PM

^^^ LOL! ^^^ This might actually get me to return to God's one true church!

Then again, out of 100 TBM wives, you'd be lucky to find more than one or two that are worth nailing...or, at least that would be true in your average "family" ward. A student ward at BYU might be another matter altogether. Hmmm...that might actually make my son consider going to YBU.

(Sorry, I guess some of the TBM sexist pig still remains in me.)

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Posted by: almost ( )
Date: December 21, 2013 05:25PM

Is she into DP?

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Posted by: anon 21 ( )
Date: December 21, 2013 05:27PM

That's BS. No woman in her right mind wants more husbands, unless they all are rich. Husbands don't do laundry, they don't drive, they don't wash the floors, do the cooking, etc. Give me polygamy and a gigantic amount of viagra or that thing that is supposed to give men erections for 2 weeks.

I want to come home after work with a flavorful dinner made, with my bed made, the house clean, the cars washed and maintained, being able to go on skiing in the winter and beach in the summer.

Besides cohabitation has been going on in Utah for as long as anyone remembers. Its just the word "wife" that gets everyone upset. What gets me is people of all flavors messing in other people's adult sexual life.

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: December 21, 2013 05:39PM


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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: December 21, 2013 05:37PM

If you really want to work her nerves, get a bunch of the gay guys from the board and introduce them to your wife saying you were just waiting for the day you could marry them!

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Posted by: RichardtheBad (not logged in) ( )
Date: December 21, 2013 05:58PM

I wish my wife would get a couple more husbands. As long as they make enough money that allows me to quit my job and go fishing all the time.

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Posted by: jesuswantsme4asucker ( )
Date: December 21, 2013 06:02PM

If your wife happens to be Oprah rich count me in, otherwise, I don't see much value to it. Same goes for a woman being the extra spouse.

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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: December 22, 2013 01:50AM

More husbands are fine with me. I am so tired of being the only one that gives her sex. I need some help just to get a little sleep.

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Posted by: Better not say ( )
Date: December 22, 2013 03:44AM

Great. They could all sit about watching Star Trek and Dr Who together. No thanks.

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Posted by: fundamentard ( )
Date: December 22, 2013 06:02PM

I'm already married so sure, count me in, because I want to follow The Prophet Joseph Smith(TM) pattern.

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Posted by: Just Browsing ( )
Date: December 22, 2013 06:07PM

My ex-wife is on husband #4 -- and I am sure that this is not the end of the matter !!!!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: December 22, 2013 06:09PM

I'm interested only if she has a large boat and an FFL.

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