There once was a man named Packer,
Who was known as a rapid attacker,
He spewed forth great fire,
About same sex desire,
"Change 'em" by shocking their whackers!
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Ol' Packer let loose with the tongue,
The gays he thought he had stung,
Stupid man with a lie,
From a pulpit too high,
Happy now with death of the young?

There once was a packer type fossil
Who foolishly played an Apostle
But his game was too late
For pulpits of hate
and his church called his blunders collossal

There once was a guy named Packer
Whose every talk was disaster
"Please Shut him up!"
The GAs edited his speech
Now in Westboro he sleeps

There was an old type called Packer,
Who was considered by some as a slacker.
His delivery was bold,
But his heart was cold,
Quick! Let's send him to the knacker!



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Have your heard of the Mormon Apostle Boyd?
Spouting self rightous ignorance, many lives were destroyed
He preached fear and self loathing
Precious hearts were exploding

Packers last conference speech was met with a hush
To edit his words they did rush
The vennom he spewed
Was hatefully hewed
We thinks he doth protest too much

The church had a stage bear named Packer.
He served as a sinner line backer.
He says what he thinks causing members to shrink,
No one will back that attacker.


Or

Another rant from Boyd Packer,
This time not just to the whacker.
Now he fights gays, his mind in a haze,
His message couldn't be tackier.

There once was a man named Boyd
Tormenting gays is what he enjoys
Some think he's an idiot
But he's really just full of shit
With a brain that's incredibly void

taddlywog - Your last line NAILED it!!!!

These are awesome!!!

Ol’ Packer engenders much strife
He’s quite a pathetic lowlife
His intention to shame
Brought him Internet fame
The comments against him are rife!

There once was an old Mormon named Packer
Who was strapped in his chair while yakking
He insulted the gays as he droned on through a haze
While his gray cells are already on Kolob.

On Internet forums it spread
The limericks danced in my head
Boyd Packer is wrong
about boys and their schlongs
It is time to mark this thread dead

Please forgive me for writing this quick
but the man has a problem with dick
two boys can be kissing
but packer is dissing
except when one is a chick

Hurry and mark this obscene
before any youngsters turn green
if we find ourselves lacking
young wives for the sacking
ask joe smith how to marry a teen

It is okay to bang them young
so long as God finds you slung
gay is immoral?
we can't do oral?
time to call Carl Jung!

Packer, the poor little guy
he is terrible at telling a lie
he said we were bad
for something we had
love, betwixt you and I