Hats off to young Joe Smith, Jr., the Pride of Palmyra. In what can only be described as a eureka moment, young Joe has niched out a place for himself in the annals of peep stone history.
Until now, boys like Smith have been confined to only throwing the stone in a hat looking for lost and slippery buried treasure. But thanks to Joe, glass looking ain't confined to buried treasure no more. No Sir!
Joe has revolutionized the common practice of glass looking by using his stone in the hat to translate! That's right, "translate." Smith threw his treasure seeking stone into his hat and out came an actual and factual translation of ancient parchment written by John the Beloved and hidden up by the same.
More recently, Joey, ever the creative and imaginative young stoner, used his peep stone in a hat to translate ancient gold plates containing a record of the ancient inhabitants of America! Way to go Joe.
Watch out ladies! We got a feeling here at the Peep Stone Newsletter that Joe just might figure out a way to use that lucky rock of his to charm the bloomers off a Lass or two.
And for that, Joe Smith, Jr. congratulations for earning our Peep Stone Peeper of the month award!
You have come up with a winner. I like the idea of the title for ole Joe to be "THE Peep Stone Peeper." No one else has come close to deserving this title as much as this lusty full-of-it lad than Joey.
The LDS Church's recent essay regarding Smith's translation method reduces him really to the parody I attempted.
If you read that essay and still want to pay 10% of your income to a church which claims that while Smith couldn't find treasure in his criminal practice of glass looking he could translate holy scripture, you deserve to pay 50% percent of your income to it.
"If you read that essay and still want to pay 10% of your income to a church which claims that while Smith couldn't find treasure in his criminal practice of glass looking he could translate holy scripture, you deserve to pay 50% percent of your income to it."
I may modify it a bit for a title on an archive summary of this new essay on the Book of Mormon "translation". It is insanity to continue to believe in Mormonism when one pauses and reflects what is actually stated in that essay.
Mormon church now admits, in its new essay, that Joseph Smith was unable to find buried treasure with his seer stone, but he could translate holy scripture - the Book of Mormon. Or something along that line...
Stones in his hat. Finding treasure , Then a new religion. We have been duped. Duped: dupe (dp, dyp) n. 1. An easily deceived person. 2. A person who functions as the tool of another person or power. tr.v. duped, dup·ing, dupes To deceive (an unwary person). See Synonyms at deceive.