Posted by:
steve benson
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Date: January 02, 2014 03:37PM
First, the 'toon:
http://i.azcentral.com/i/6/7/2/PHP52C0D1B662276.jpg_____
Now, some more reaction:
Complainer:
"benson:
"My, My-what a glorious achievement for your home state of Utah. I am sure all of your Morman relatives there are thrilled to death. You also must be very,very happy.
"Maybe now you can move back there."
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My reply:
"I was born in California and raised in Texas. Nice try."
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Complainer:
"Well, I assumed that since you barely made it through BYU, you were a native of that state. But, since you are not, being born in California probably permanently installed your liberal attitude. I guess that gives you free reign to malign Utah."
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My reply:
"I made it through BYU cum laude. Where do you get your info, from your local ward newsletter?
"Besides California and Texas, I have also lived in Indiana, Virginia, Utah, Idaho, Washington, and Arizona. And, of course, in Utah, they feel they are free to malign the Constitution of the United States."
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Complainer:
"I knew about the cum laude, but I thought it was Magna Cum Laude and didn't want to mention it and let your ego to get any larger. It probably was in a USC discipline, wasn't it?
"And what does this mean 'in Utah,they feel they are free to malign the Constitution of the US'? Did they do something against the US Constitution? If so, I am not aware of it and neither are the obamapolice?
"As far as local wards, I don't go there. But I see you have. I quote from one of your critics-,"Benson is quite a guy. He wins a Pulitzer and thinks he can run the Morman Church" [the complainer is quoting a letter to the editor from a local Mormon that ran back when I won the Pulitzer in 1993].
"But that is old history,no?"
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My reply:
"Utah has just had its uber-sized ego handed back to it on a platter. Until and unless Utah (against its will) modernizes, larger society will continue to have to treat this Kingdom of Deseret like the primitive adolescent that it still is. A crash course in the 14th Amendment would be a good place to start. (The fact that you have to ask me about what has brought Utah, kicking and screaming, to where it is now in the federal courts indicates that perhaps you have some basic book-learnin' to do).
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=255855449"That said, the fact that Utah is still behind the civilized curve is what's really old news.
"And, by the way, I'm not running the Mormon Church. The Feds are. Remember polygamy, no?"
Edited 8 time(s). Last edit at 01/03/2014 03:18AM by steve benson.