Posted by:
Cristina
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Date: February 14, 2011 01:57PM
Did you ever see those Jerry Seinfeld shows where he'd be dating some woman who was perfect until he found the slightest most unimportant flaw? And then he obsessed on that one thing that made the woman not exactly right for him?
Maybe you should ask: "Am I turning into Jerry Seinfeld?"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld_%28character%29#cite_note-theserenitynow-3Breakups
Jerry's approach to relationships is notoriously fickle, and he has broken up with women, or provoked them into breaking up with him for some of the most trivial of reasons.
Jerry gets dumped:
* Because he admitted to changing the size 32 to size 31 of all his jeans because he "doesn't want to be a 32" ("The Sponge").
* For snooping around her closet having become suspicious of her wearing the same dress on every date ("The Seven").
* Because she had "man hands", which he comes to terms with, but is then caught riffling through her purse looking for a photo of a supermodel George needed ("The Bizarro Jerry").
* Because he, having secretly become a vegetarian, kept spitting out the mutton she cooked for him and hiding it in her napkins ("The Wink").
* Because she discovered he'd been getting her drunk so he and his friends could play with her collection of antique toys ("The Merv Griffin Show").
* Because he cheats on his "wife" to give another woman his family dry-cleaning discount ("The Wife").
* Because she thinks she saw him scratch his nose from the side, making it look like he picked it ("The Pick").
Jerry dumps them:
* For eating her peas one at a time ("The Engagement").
* For refusing to taste his pie at the coffee shop and later getting her father's restaurant shut down by the health board("The Pie").
* Because she had once dated Newman, who had ended the relationship ("The Big Salad").
* Because she wouldn't give him a massage ("The Masseuse").
* Because she liked a commercial that he hated ("The Phone Message").
"The world's first truly mutual breakup"
* Because she(his fiance) acted in the same manner as him: "I can't be with somebody like me! I hate myself!". ("The Invitations")