My own suggested explanations for the acronym FAIR:

1.) Fools, A**holes, Imbeciles, and Rejects;

2.) Flawed Arguments for Intellectual Runts;

3.) Foolish Assertions, Incoherent Reasoning;

4.) Fallacious, Asinine, Insulting, and Repetitive;

5.) Fake Academics for Idiotic Rancour;

6.) Freaks and Airheads Ignorantly Ranting;


and lastly...


7.) Futile Apologetics for an Inane Religion.


Post your own suggestions or comments below. Good luck!

Fake Authorities Inventing Rameumptions

Furthering Apologetic Intellect Righteously

For Anachronistic Inference Restoration

Furry Apes Intending Rapture

Faith Approaches to Imbecilic Rigor

Forever Airbrushing Inconvenient Realities

Failure At Intelligent Reasoning

fixing and inspecting rameumptons

Would like to take a moment to congratulate all for - so far - not using the actual F-word. Tough though, ain't it?

I wonder if "Futile Apologetics for an Insane Religion" is better than "Inane Religion"...

Actually, I think we had this contest before.

Benson on FARMS: Futile Attempt to Rationalize Mormon Silliness

I note that FARMS has been renamed the Muckwell Institute

Cabbie on FAIR

Frantic Attempt to Ignore Reality

All of this in the name of Saul Alinsky



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Farting And Inspiring Righteousness

Fictional Arguments Ineptly Recited

I think Frantic Attempt to Ignore Reality will be hard to beat...

I can't top that one. How apt.

Forget About Iffy Religions.

Furthering Abjection to Intellectual Reserve (Inc.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abjection
"Abjection is a major theme of the 1949 work The Thief's Journal (Journal du Voleur) by French author Jean Genet, a fictionalised account of his wanderings through Europe in the 1930s, wherein he claims as a criminal outcast to actively seek abjections as an existentialist form of 'sainthood'[14]"

How they see themselves.

Faithful Amateur Intellectuals Rescuing Less Devoted Saints dot ORG

They are the kids that did their homework.

Fountain of Imbecilic Acerbic Rage

(I know the order's wrong, but consistency isn't their strong point.)

Love it. Sounds like a drink. Koolaid perchance?

Feeble assumptions and infantile reasoning
fanciful. incoherent
fraudulent. implausible
fallacious. imbecilic

Fatuously arrogant, insincere rhetoric

Fabricated arbitrarily induced rhetoric

Frustrated attempt in rhetoric

Fables amended in retrospect :):):):)


I think they should change to FEAR: Fake Evidence Appearing Real



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Fundamentalist Apologists Incapable of Rationality.

Festering abscess intestinal regurgitant

Faith Always Ignoring Reason.

Facts are inadmissible religiously

Wow! You guys are good! What a brainy crowd on this side of the fence!

Some good suggestions here. Fundamentalist Apologists Incapable of (Reason) sounds snappy!