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Surrender Dorothy
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Date: July 29, 2013 06:40AM
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If Neal Maxwell had given this talk, it would have gone something like, "Baby batter brought forth by an unhallowed hand."
The subtext of Boyd's words in this pamphlet that has caused so much harm to the self esteem of boys raised in TSCC provides some possible clues about the real inner workings of Boyd's life:
- He probably has a bad temper that he had to learn to rein in with an iron fist of control.
- He has shady thoughts that creep onto the stage of his mind on a regular basis--some of them gray, some of them absofvckin'filthy.
- He had very few wet dreams as a lad.
- He was barely aware of his little factory until another boy (or man) introduced him to mutual masturbation, and Boyd, just like Katie Perry when she kissed a girl, liked it! At that point, he started singing out his cold, black heart to chase away the visions of pud-pulls dancing in his head. An apt hymn choice would have been "Praise to the Man" (who communed with Boyd's factory).
- He wishes he would have been badass enough to deck the guy who ignited his little factory because closing that muthafvcka down has been a lifelong enterprise of trying to make everybody loathe themselves as much as he loathes himself, but Boyd's always just been a mean-spirited, wanna-be badass. If only he had decked the guy, we might have been spared his life's work of obsessively thinking about and compulsively talking and writing about scary, naughty little factories.
- He thinks the only real men are masculine, manly men, but even when he's delivering his harsh judgments from the pulpit, he's always seemed a bit prissy. That clash of expectation and reality might have led him to overcompensate for his lack of manliness with increased jackassishness. Hand-carving delicate birds from wood might appear a bit effete for a TRUE manly man, unless you endlessly scream "I hate homosexuals" while doing so. Suddenly, whittling wood seems downright badass.
The following link has this quote from Boyd about his love of handling wood and is double-entendre rich:
"During those hours working with my hands, I pondered on the marvels of creation, and inspiration would flow. As I carved wood, I carved out talks." I'm guessing the hours spent working the wood with his hands while the um, errrr, inspiration, yeah, that's it--inspiration--flowed very much inspired this General Priesthood session talk.
http://www.lds.org/museum/exhibits/packer/In the name of Surfer Jesus is hawwt and makes filthy thoughts leap for joy across the stage of mind,
Ahhh, men!
Good to see you back here, Jim. Thanks for making the pamphlet available as a PDF.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/29/2013 06:42AM by Surrender Dorothy.