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Every Member a Janitor
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Date: February 10, 2014 08:17PM
This just in: Sources high up in the church hierarchy have confirmed what was long suspected by posters on RFM, that Thomas Monson has hand selected Daniel Peterson to represent him before the magistrate court in March. Peterson, drawing from his years or masterful apologetics on behalf of the church, is expected to pick apart the the seven allegations one by one and send poor Phillips packing to Portugal.