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Posted by: pigsinzen ( )
Date: February 10, 2014 08:38PM
BREAKING NEWS!!! Heavenly Father has passed

http://www.theonion.com/articles/humanity-forced-to-put-down-aging-god,35230/

This is from a pretty reliable source.

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: February 10, 2014 08:44PM
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Heavenly Father has passed

What did they do with the body...oh wait...

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Posted by: pigsinzen ( )
Date: February 10, 2014 08:47PM
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Heavenly Father has passed

Rest assured he was buried in his special G's.

His last words were reportedly "Thank God I can finally get away from all those annoying Mormons."

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: February 10, 2014 10:00PM
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Heavenly Father has passed

The thing I hate is the way he lingered at the end. Good God, just die already. It's like watching an abusive father shriveling up in diapers. You can't strangle him, and you don't want to clean up after him either.

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Posted by: randyj ( )
Date: February 10, 2014 10:19PM
So, who's next in line? Clapton? (n/t)


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