Monkeys start flying out of my butt? leprechaun's start dancing in my garden? Santa drops by for a visit in july? Visions appear in my gravel driveway? Women suddenly want to "jump my bones"? Bigfoot announces in a press conference that he's "Cain"...?
This is where Occam's Razor kicks in: all variables being the same, the simpler of two explanations is the more likely. In the case of JS let me just add WAYYYYYYYY more likely!!! Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb...
I guess I'm still leaning a bit on a Pascalian Wager, because Gawd, if he's out there (which I doubt), would totally understand why I can't believe. So if he/she is a merciful Gawd, I'm covered. If he's not, well then f#ck him, and I'll go down giving him the finger.