I hate it that we live on a back water planet with a star that has to borrow its light from Kolob. It makes me feel so second class. Then to top it all off, I live on the only planet that would have killed Jesus.
"Then to top it all off, I live on the only planet that would have killed Jesus."
OMG, I'd almost forgotten about that part. When my seminary teacher told us that the only people in the entire universe who were wicked enough to kill Jesus were the Jews, my jaw hit the desk. Um.... what?
Yeah, nice of him to keep that one going.. the cause of the Holocaust. Hitler was a Catholic and as a child, went to Catholic school. They also were fond of drumming that lie into the heads of children and the Protestants taught their children the same. Seems to be a smoking gun there.....
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/18/2014 10:28PM by rationalist01.
You see, since the light from our sun comes from photons emitted as a result of nuclear fusion, which happens when the strong nuclear force overcomes the weak nuclear force, which is simple elementary physics, then Kolob must be what is creating the laws of physics. ie - string theory must be wrong, unless Kolob is somehow keeping all the properties of the cosmic strings intact.
I used to feel bad that I lived on the planet that is the most wicked of all God's planets. But we were also told that this planet has some of the most righteous (read most obnoxious) of God's children too.
This made me think of a question I had: If God lives on Kolob, but then we go to the Celestial Kingdom, and God lives there too, right, "dwell with God", I think that's what I remember, so I guess my question is, "What the hell?" Is that one of those mormon things that just makes you head spin trying to figure it out?
What I heard is that after this earth is baptized by fire (Since it was baptized by water during the flood) it will receive Celestial Status and therefore will end up in Kolob's Solar System through space travel. Therefore our planet will live with God's celestial neighborhood of planets.
That's right. But I imagine that might be pretty far down in the course of things. I am sure there is God college to attend to learn how to do all this crap. So maybe Earth will just be like a home planet/training grounds.
My father told me that Jesus visited many planets. I wondered if he got his ass nailed up on all of them. No, said Dad, only ours.The other planets are calmer and more serene. They just needed a nice teacher/god. That pissed me off right there. Why couldn't I have lived on one of these Switzerland worlds? I get the ghetto planet that has Mormonism? Complete ripoff and another reason to hate God.
Venus. Because it rhymes with a body part that is required to rule in God's sexist kingdom. Uranus is their least favorite because it just sounds dirty.
"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise . Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilisations, to boldly go where no one has gone before." - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
But even HE doesn't make it to Kolob..... and the planet next to it