Story I read off the internet.
My Bishop likes BIG BOOBS - from toph

"It's fast and testimony meeting. Sister Smith walks up to the stand once again, like she does every month. You know the one - the lady that gives her "testimony" EVERY month, talking (or mostly crying) about everything under the sun... her ex husband never took out the trash, her poor cat got hit by a car, her sister-in-law's neighbor's second cousin got cancer, or whatever.

Anyway, she gets up this month and is especially out of control. She is boo-hooing so bad you can't understand a word she is saying. 10 minutes go by, then 15, then 20. Everyone is feeling uncomfortable, especially the Bishop. Finally, the Bishop can take no more.

He walks up to Sister Smith and puts his arm around to comfort her (and to try and wrap it up). Sister Smith, with tears streaming down her face says, "I'm sorry Bishop, I am such a big boob." The Bishop leans in to Sister Smith, inches away from the microphone, and says, "That's ok Sister Smith, I LIKE BIG BOOBS." The sacrament meeting ended 10 minutes early."

I would have to say, the entire Bishopric in one of my wards loved all the ladies with big boobs, they received 'special' treatment.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/27/2014 06:43PM by sistertwister.

LOL!!

Bwahaha HAAAA!

I thought it was one of those roll-call things. :)

Awww, I didn't mean to make you edit your sub line and post (if my post is why you did it). I was with the others - thanks for the laugh of the day.

It was a tease, not a slap!

Now my post almost doesn't make sense but oh well, I know what I meant.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/27/2014 08:28PM by Nightingale.

Good one.

I enjoyed watching the bishop and his counselors during some of the fast and testimony ramblings. It helped to pass the time to imagine what was going through their minds, and what they would really like to say if only they dared.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/27/2014 06:56PM by presleynfactsrock.

...better that he like them than not.

What About 'man boobs'? what about wo/men who don't have much breasts/boobs at all?

Imagine if the bishop had broke into song:

I like big boobs and I cannot lie
You other Elder's can't deny
When a sister takes the stand with her scriptures in hand
and testifies god's plan your priesthood gets sprung!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/27/2014 07:27PM by funeraltaters.

Ya just made my day!!!! Hilarious!

Ron Burr

finally something in common with a bishop

I always wanted a trap door with a crocodile beneath to eat the offender. I figured one or two and things would improve.

So do I!