"wow these shields are skimpy. at least they don't make us go naked....that'd be a lawsuit waiting to happen!"

"wait...I wasn't told what the covenants are. did I miss that part?"

"Not tell anyone my new name? but my family were given the same name today...."

"I remember having secret handshakes and passwords as a kid!"

"wait, I've been praying in a false order?"

"but what does it actually mean?"

"oh I saw this in a movie about witches! They chanted in circles too but they had a cauldron."

Is it okay to scoot your feet on the carpet and shock a temple worker?

I had to pee really bad, so I just let go in the font.

How come you have to lock up your valuables in the house of God?

Oh good, there's a shopping section. You don't usually see that in a temple.

I didn't get a chance to read a review of the movie. I see more stinkers that way.

A cinema without popcorn, really?

you said the Lord walks these hall ways. Where are the angels? Who are the angels? they dress like this? no, u,m, you know GOD? I came to meet the Lord?

So, where is HE?

"WTF, the antis ARE right. Joseph smith really DID rip off the Masons!"

My husband: "Why do I have to wear a baker's hat?"
"Why is my wife bawling in the celestial room?"

Me: I don't remember learning any of this at church

I can't imagine waiting all those years to find out what goes on in the temple only to have it be such a weird letdown.

At least the religion I got messes up in had flashy lights and loud music and skits and stuff.

Flatulence at the veil

Best to load up on taco bell before doing a session



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I have this recurring fantasy of going through the whole thing, getting to the Celestial Room, then, while taking the temple garb off and dropping it on the floor as I walk out, saying in a loud voice so that all can hear

"Well, THAT was a load of $#!+."

Others
- sneak a crunchy apple in. Take a big bite during the Adam/Eve/Satan portion of the movie
- ask the guy (stranger) next to you in the prayer circle if you could borrow $20 for the cafeteria



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"WTF"?

"WTF"?

and

"WTF"?

Be sure and sew velcro on your apron ,sash and veil bows. That way when you have to do all that tying and untying it's very quick. The big problem is the noise it makes. It pisses off the old ladies.

Seriously. Joey let me down on this temple thing. He showed many times that he had a better imagination than this.

I am not fond of white and green. Can I get the clown costume in red and purple?

This is very BORING. Anyone for musical chairs? (not my own)

The same movie again??? (not my own)

Wake me when this is over.

"What the f*ck am I supposed to be here? Chef Boyardee?"