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Posted by: onestepcloser ( )
Date: April 04, 2014 05:12PM

What is this religious obsession with hats? Do you think the TSCC feels left out?

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Posted by: madalice ( )
Date: April 04, 2014 05:14PM

They have their special little bakers hat.

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Posted by: weeder ( )
Date: April 04, 2014 05:15PM


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Posted by: Davo ( )
Date: April 04, 2014 05:21PM

No hats.
Rather, it seems, they much prefer wearing egg on their face.

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Posted by: Tupperwhere ( )
Date: April 04, 2014 05:23PM

I don't know, there's the janitor hat, mother, father, tattletale, priesthood holder, organist, home teacher, visiting teacher, ward clerk, missionary. Some members are asked to wear all hats in one calling!

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 04, 2014 05:28PM


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Posted by: sistertwister ( )
Date: April 04, 2014 05:29PM

It has to be a Stovepipe hat in order to see anything in it.

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Posted by: Davo ( )
Date: April 04, 2014 06:57PM

True.

Then there's the "believer" hat (cocked hat).
Or the LDS hat-of-many-colors.
Liar's hat.
Fraudster hat.
Racist hat.
Misogynist hat.
Polygamous hat.
Hypocrisy hat.
Holier-than-thou hat.
Celestial hat.
Exaltation hat.
Outer Darkness hat.
Testimony hat.
Apostate hat...oops!...that's mine. Sorry...

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: April 04, 2014 05:29PM

Back in the '60s, when my brothers were missionaries, they were required to wear hats. That was back when it was thought by certain behind-the-times religious leaders in Salt Lake City that a proper gentleman never went out without a hat. One brother wore a dark gray fedora with a 3" brim -- almost a cowboy hat. The other wore a sportier, brown, narrow-brim pork pie hat. I'm sort of glad my mission was after that era and before the bicycle helmet era.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 04, 2014 10:05PM

But Men Without Hats want you to do the Safety Dance.

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Posted by: Tupperwhere ( )
Date: April 04, 2014 10:24PM

they are obviously having more fun (if you've seen the video)

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 04, 2014 10:29PM

I would have filmed that video in a parking garage or a busy warehouse.

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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: April 05, 2014 12:28AM

Think it would be very fitting for the elite Saturday and Sunday to be sitting in their general conference so-called-seats-of-honor wearing a black-very-tall-Joe-Smith-stovepipe-hat.

Infact, I think it should be announced at this conference that from now on this is a new revealed apparel-requirement for all the p-holders to wear along with their white shirt and and tie in this the lard's truwooo church.

It is time for some moron-sophistication.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 05, 2014 12:32AM


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Posted by: isthisnameok? ( )
Date: April 05, 2014 06:28AM

that George Carlin bit was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread LOL

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 05, 2014 06:31AM

when I was on my mish (Yes, I can still remem) hats were required (at first).

Oh, the silly rules of a Stupid Cult.

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