Date: April 10, 2014 06:53PM
The church teaches us that Satan gains a victory when he can convince people that he doesn't exist. So in order for us all not to be fooled, I will prove his existence once and for all.
This is it: The idea of Satan is ludicrous, his motivations nonsensical, his methods frivolous, his "evil" a necessary and good part of the plan of God, and his influence at no time and no place is ever evident as anything other than natural events. QED. There's your proof.
In other words, the fact that there is no rational or sane way to think about Satan and actually believe in him is proof positive that he is real. If the idea of him made sense, you might believe in him, and then he couldn't gain his great victory. Therefore the dumber his story is, the more you must believe in him.
Now go forth in fear.