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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 15, 2014 09:48PM
Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

For Men:

'bate and tackle
unsheathing the sword
kosher spear
take the dog out

For Ladies:

honey rub
tending the snapdragon
pluck the cello
man the kayak


Any others?

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Posted by: Dead Cat ( )
Date: April 15, 2014 10:51PM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

Washing longer than necessary :)

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 15, 2014 11:03PM
here you go ...

http://nowscape.com/mast/slang_mast.htm

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 15, 2014 11:18PM
what an embarrassment of riches, Dave

Beating the Bishop was right on topic

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Posted by: Elwood ( )
Date: April 16, 2014 12:02AM
Re: here you go ...

Call me childish, but that list really made me laugh. A few more from the list that are actually almost on topic around here:

Devil's Handshake
Dishonorable Discharge
Masonic Secret Self Handshake
Play the Organ
Punishing the Bishop

And one not from the list but an old favorite:

Taming the one-eyed trouser snake

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Posted by: nonamekid ( )
Date: April 16, 2014 12:37AM
Two dedicated to Bednob

Tickle the pickle
and
Jerkin' the gherkin

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Posted by: bewarethetea ( )
Date: April 15, 2014 11:10PM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

Feeling the burning in your bosom?
You could just say you've been "preparing for your future duties as a wife/husband"...getting a little beforehand experience ya know? So you're ready...
Or how about "Mind your own business you little creep." That should do it.

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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: April 15, 2014 11:53PM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

Blowing Moroni's horn. Oh, wait, that is for oral sex. Never mind.

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Posted by: bewarethetea ( )
Date: April 16, 2014 11:10PM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

"Come, Michael! Let us go down!"

Partaking of the fruit, the Patriarchal Grip, anointing your Points of Fellowship (with or without oil)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2014 11:16PM by bewarethetea.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 16, 2014 02:32AM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

shaking hands with the under/un employed...

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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: April 16, 2014 07:49AM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

My fav for the ladies is "double clicking the mouse"

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Posted by: 6 iron ( )
Date: April 16, 2014 11:59AM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

Spending time with Mrs "Palm"er and her 5 daughters

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Posted by: madalice ( )
Date: April 16, 2014 12:04PM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

Going out tonight with Rosie Palm and her 5 friends.

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: April 16, 2014 11:30PM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

Doin' the none of your goddamn business.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: April 16, 2014 11:41PM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

Unless you're missing a finger, it could be "The 5 points of Fellowship"

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Posted by: lovelilith ( )
Date: April 16, 2014 11:41PM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

Releasing the Kraken. Heehee!

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Posted by: cocakolob ( )
Date: April 16, 2014 11:48PM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

date with Palmela Handerson holding to the rod

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Posted by: verilyverily ( )
Date: April 17, 2014 03:14AM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

the SURE sign of the nail

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: April 17, 2014 09:56AM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

slaughtering kittens

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: April 17, 2014 10:00AM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

forgive me but this thread made me do it:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YeIMQhX15I

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Posted by: pervy pete ( )
Date: April 17, 2014 05:15PM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

How about,


Buffin the muffin (for the ladies)
slaying the one eyed dragon
Polishing the rocket
baiting the master cylinder
flogging the dolphin
slammin the salami
churning the butter
beating the bacon
winding the crank
frosting the pastry
cleaning the cavern (again for the ladies)
spanking the frank
greasing the crankshaft


lol I could go on all day

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Posted by: csuprovograd ( )
Date: April 17, 2014 05:26PM
Re: Euphimisms for the big M you can tell the bishop (adult)

Priming the pump...

Spanking the monkey...

Wigglin' the joystick...

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