Posted by:
Devoted Exmo
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Date: April 20, 2014 04:00PM
This is the first time I've seen any here in Reno, but as soon as they walked in, I knew they were mormons. We were in a nice restaurant in town that has a bar area that's a lot more pleasant than the boring dining room.
He was wearing a white shirt and tie, and she was in a long prairie skirt and long sleeved blouse. They smiled as they seated themselves at the next table. Sure enough, they both ordered diet cokes. It's all good.
The waiter asks us if we'd like wine with our dinner. We order a pinot and a rye. Oh, here comes the waiter with our drinks! Except, he delivers them to the mormons. The man says "those aren't ours!" and the woman is horrified. She whacks me on the shoulder and says to me "Nice try!" As if I'd tried to get her to down Satan's own blood in a goblet.
Gah . . . .!!!! I'm sure they'll be speaking of us in Farce and Testicle meeting next time around about how they had a brush with satan himself and they never should have sat down in that bar with "those" people.