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Posted by: Jerry the Aspousetate ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 09:03AM
What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

(This question inspired by the Boyd K. thread.)

Pay Lay Alol

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Posted by: weeder ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 09:08AM
Going anywhere I'm not recognized (leave Utah) and then SIN all day (n/t)


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Posted by: Ten Bear ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 10:20AM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

Go start that fire again. Only this time watch it burn.

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 10:21AM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

Figuring out how to get saved under the radar. Since he knows damn well that mormonism isn't going to get him into heaven, he probably wants to cover some of his bases. Maybe he gets with the Catholic Priest in SLC for a little confession too.

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Posted by: blueorchid ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 10:30AM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

He just wants the seer stone in the vault to work--just once. Is that too much to ask?

And even HE would like to see that phony smile wiped off Oaks' face--just once.

And upgrade to a bullet proof "Roller."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/04/2014 10:33AM by blueorchid.

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Posted by: tensolator ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 10:37AM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

To find a bathroom in time.

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Posted by: onendagus ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 11:16AM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

Visit several special widows for some sacred time.

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Posted by: kookoo4kokaubeam ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 11:18AM
I think all the boxes are marked off.

I mean, when you are the corporate sole of a billion dollar multinational company what left is there?

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Posted by: Raving Anti-Mo ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 11:53AM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

What's on Monson's Bucket list? Nothing left but to kick that Bucket, I should think.

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Posted by: ConcernedCitizen ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 12:48PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

He wants to see if he can figure out his Audi A8 Owners Manual.

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Posted by: ThatLittleBriggyWentWeeWeeWee ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 03:16PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

Telling the truth. Once.

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Posted by: vanessabutterfly ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 03:18PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

Tape-record voice and figure out why he sounds so self-righteous.

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 03:36PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

Pushing Packer down a flight of stairs, ala Richard Widmark in "Kiss Of Death".

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3oesSyvh76g

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Posted by: weeder ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 04:25PM
Nope -- more like this ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bieIiX5KLQ (at 1:30)

PUSHING down the stairs just isn't satisfying enough !!!!

... evil LOL ...

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 04:18PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

A road trip to Vegas with Dallin and Jeffrey and Boyd. They'd have to take a van to accommodate Boyd, but he could be sent out like a probe at every stop. He'd return with Diet Pepsi for Tommy, and sour balls for Dall and Jeff.

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 04:23PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

I don't think Packer would have to leave the van to get Sour Balls...

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 04:25PM
Heh, heh...and Jeffrey's probably already got some. (n/t)


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Posted by: Anon Regular Lurker ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 04:37PM
A blow job for once in his life.....! n/t (n/t)


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Posted by: In a hurry ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 05:10PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

To meet the REAL Count Chocula in person.

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Posted by: Fashion police ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 08:20PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

I was going to say something bad about Dieter and him, but I have decided not to. :P

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Posted by: wowbagger ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 09:01PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

not to kick it?

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 09:04PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

Screw a woman who DOESN'T have a dead husband!

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Posted by: gentlestrength ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 09:32PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

Collecting buckets of his childhood. He's such a nostalgic man.

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Posted by: Pooped ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 10:47PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

Stockpile as much tax free wealth as possible and then to pass onto his children and grandchildren.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 04, 2014 11:26PM
Re: What do you think is on Monson's Bucket List?

B.J. from Boyd.

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