Posted by:
ExMoBandB
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Date: July 05, 2014 11:36PM
I really think that Mormon events are NOT about having a good time. I finally stopped going to Mormon wedding receptions, unless I'm very close to the family. I have had many Mormon friends have their children get married in the temple, and the reception is all about cramming in as many people (gifts) as possible, for the least amount of money. I think the gym is just fine, because when you're waiting in a long reception line to congratulate the bride and groom, you can visit with other people, coming and going, and someone can bring you a drink of water.
I love receptions at the parents' house--but not Mormon receptions at houses. Often, the waiting line extends onto the sidewalk, and down the street. They invite everyone in both wards, and if one of the dads has a stake position, everyone in the stake is invited. I have waited in lines from 1 1/2 to 2 hours--just standing there. At one reception, we stood waiting in the mud, and it ruined our shoes. One country reception had a map, for all the guests to park at the ward house, and a trolley to shuttle the guests to the wedding. The trolley broke down, and there were old ladies stumbling around on the gravel in the dark. One reception was in Provo, and the father of the groom is a GA-wannabe, and a big talker. I waited in that line for 2 hours, and finally someone came out and announced that the line was going to stop, so the bride and groom can enjoy some musical performances, but to just be patient--it was only going to be another 45 minutes. We were out in the street, and it was getting cold. I had to use the bathroom, so I politely squeezed past everyone, and as I went up the steps into the house, people in line started boo-ing me! Provo Mormons! I turned around, and said, "I have to use the ladies' room."
I wish, all those years, that I could have worn a baggy man's suit with a jacket, and comfortable flat shoes, for standing in all those lines. I can't blame people for not being enthusiastic about Mormon weddings.
Just mail a wedding gift and a card, and figure you've bought yourself out of several hours of misery. Go out for ice cream, instead.