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Posted by: gentlestrength ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 04:25AM

driving on a flat, slotted, circular track at 10 mph while tapping the brake.

Any others?

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Posted by: Charee ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 04:37AM

Taking a nap in a porta-potty and convincing yourself you like it.

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Posted by: Doubting Thomas ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 04:07PM

Nice. That would be some serious denial.

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Posted by: n cognito ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 04:42AM

Someone who $h!ts all over you,
then hollers at you because you smell bad.

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Posted by: Pugsly ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 05:51AM

Drinking poison every day - not enough to kill you - just enough to almost kill you.

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Posted by: Carol ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 06:11AM

Toxic black mold. The longer one is around it the more ill they become.

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Posted by: High5 ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 06:49AM

Smoking meth for a week, you just feel so much better when it's all over

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Posted by: michaelm (not logged in) ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 06:50AM

an alternate universe where nothing is as it seems and truth doesn't matter.

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Posted by: ExMoBandB ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 06:13PM

+1

Like being down the rabbit hole.

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 11:44AM

They threaten anyone who tries to expose their unethical practices while sellng people shit tainted products .

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 03:02PM

Being a fish out of water

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Posted by: Carrots Tomatoes and Radishes ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 03:56PM

Being forced to watch a terribly written and produced children's show while being told that you just don't have a deep enough understanding to receive it's message.

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Posted by: releve ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 04:19PM

Wow! I have nothing to add to that, except that I thought, the whole time, that I was the only one.

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Posted by: ConcernedCitizen ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 06:26PM

...YES!! That's it!! Soupy Sales!!!

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs12/soupyheader05.jpg

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 12:52PM

Beautiful.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 12:53PM

A bird cage.

A hamster wheel.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 04:21PM

Bad. OK?

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Posted by: copolt ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 06:02PM

sorry about this but it's a fairly we'll known saying in my neck of the woods..."It's like sitting in the gutter and sucking lukewarm diarrhoea through a sweaty sock....only worse."

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 06:31PM

copolt Wrote:
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> sorry about this but it's a fairly we'll known
> saying in my neck of the woods..."It's like....."

We are in different necks of the woods, though probably not that different.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 11, 2014 11:33PM

a septic tank.
All the really big chunks rise to the top.

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Posted by: gentlestrength ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 12:51AM

I'll add another one I use.


Mormonism is like....

Getting an amazing, state-of-the-art sports car and never speeding, never accelerating through turns, never slamming on the breaks, or shifting gears at high RPMs.

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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 10:35AM

Paying for the opportunity to shovel the same pile of dirt from one place to another only to wake up early and move it back to the original location then wake up early the next day and move it back again.

Day after day after goddamned day.

All the while there is some old man sitting in an easy chair sipping a lemonade telling you that you are not doing it right but not offering any helpful suggestions.

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Posted by: DWaters ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 10:37AM

Like a sail boat with no rudder...

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Posted by: HangarXVIII ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 11:05AM

...being trapped in a small box and not realizing that freedom awaits outside.

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Posted by: Knight in Waiting ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 11:06AM

Taking a bite out of a chocolate chip cookie, tasting that it's oatmeal and raisins, and then convincing yourself that it's still chocolate chip.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 11:30AM

I like the analogy, but TSCC isn't as sweet as oatmeal and raisins. Maybe substitute mouse droppings for the raisins.

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Posted by: Knight in Waiting ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 11:40AM

And oatmeal for that "pioneer tack bread" or whatever it is I was once fed for an activity.

I don't even have pioneer heritage.

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Posted by: anon333 ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 11:51AM

Getting kicked in the groin and having to act as though you liked it.

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Posted by: hotchi ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 04:26PM

A fat person sitting around the house that is so large he blocks the front door. Your trapped by this big fat thing that only wants more and more.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 05:14PM

A house that is not a home

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Posted by: adoylelb ( )
Date: July 13, 2014 06:22PM

Hotel California- "you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave." They say that exmos can't leave the church alone, but the opposite is true, the church won't leave you alone.

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