Posted by:
BYUboner
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Date: July 20, 2014 11:02PM
The argument--cussing is an ignorant man's way of trying to express to himself.
At one time, the Boner (being a true believer) determined to broaden his language to express himself more effectively. Yea, the Boner added such words as "flip" and "you bet" to his lexicon in attemp to overcome unseemingly bad words.
Then the Boner learned the truth of Gordo Hinckles and the salamander cover-up. The Boner then expressed himself exceeding frequently with, "Well fuck me, Gordo, I've been screwed!" And lo, the Boner found such expression to be cathartic indeed!