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Posted by: Flat Lander ( )
Date: March 10, 2011 06:15PM
CHRISTIANS - Prepare for the Rapture -- SEND MONEY NOW

Here is a video I prepared to reach out to Christians. I'm one of the folks who probably won't be raptured on May 21, 2011, so I thought I might try to do something useful during the period from the start of the rapture in May until the end of the world in October.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ggq3f3diq4

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Posted by: Flat Lander ( )
Date: March 10, 2011 08:41PM
Re: CHRISTIANS - Prepare for the Rapture -- SEND MONEY NOW

Oops, I forgot to mention that if I get many takers on this idea, I may need some help, and will look to the good people of RfM to help in the effort.

Thanks.

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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: March 11, 2011 08:18AM
And we will prioritize you based on how much money you send us, so send money now! <grin> (n/t)


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Posted by: Flat Lander ( )
Date: March 11, 2011 02:21PM
Re: And we will prioritize you based on how much money you send us, so send money now! <grin>

This just seemed like the most logical way to prioritize, but if anyone has any suggestions, I'm open to them.

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Posted by: snb ( )
Date: March 10, 2011 08:46PM
I loved this

"Now I don't think there's any question that the old Flat Lander's not gonna be raptured..."

I loved it man.

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: March 10, 2011 08:51PM
I am disapointed. I thought you were going to Captain the Rapture Craft, Flatlander!

Cool video, even cooler hat! ;oD

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Posted by: Pixie Dust ( )
Date: March 10, 2011 08:52PM
Re: CHRISTIANS - Prepare for the Rapture -- SEND MONEY NOW

I'd laugh out loud, but my boss would want to know why and ....

I love your videos! Btw, it looks like you have lost some weight. I pays to leave to leave TSCC.

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Posted by: Lillium ( )
Date: March 10, 2011 09:30PM
Re: CHRISTIANS - Prepare for the Rapture -- SEND MONEY NOW

Dude, you're going to have to send a clearer message if you expect people to know what you need them to do.

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Posted by: Flat Lander ( )
Date: March 10, 2011 11:11PM
Re: CHRISTIANS - Prepare for the Rapture -- SEND MONEY NOW

Thank you all for the kind words. I actually have a real job now, so I have to leave my house sometimes and go work and try to earn a living, so it makes it much harder to find time to do my important church work. Today when I heard about the May 21 Rapture, I figured I just had to MAKE time to get the word out.

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Posted by: The StalkerDog™ ( )
Date: March 10, 2011 11:34PM
My mom ain't goin neither....

so the ole StalkerDog™ ain't got no worries there!

But lissen.... she'll swipe credit cards fer ya!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 11, 2011 01:09AM
Don't forget your Atheist pet care.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

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Posted by: Flat Lander ( )
Date: March 11, 2011 08:11AM
Re: Don't forget your Atheist pet care.

Dave,
Thanks for posting this. I don't consider you a competitor, there will be plenty of work for everyone.

I just got a $20,000 commitment from one guy to watch his bird, so things are looking up.

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Posted by: bignevermo ( )
Date: March 11, 2011 04:03PM
keep up the good work flatty!!! :) good to see ya once in a while! :) (n/t)


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2011 04:03PM by bignevermo.

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Posted by: Flat Lander ( )
Date: March 11, 2011 04:36PM
Re: keep up the good work flatty!!! :) good to see ya once in a while! :)

Thank you.

I try to stay away, and I manage to for a while sometimes, but I'm always drawn back. I like it here, I can't help it.

I read much more than I post nowadays, and I'm trying to cut back even on doing that because I actually have paying work I need to be doing, but it is addictive.

But, I appreciate your kind words. Thanks again.

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: March 11, 2011 06:15PM
Re: keep up the good work flatty!!! :) good to see ya once in a while! :)

I have a feeling I am not going to be boarding the Rapture Craft, so won't be going anywhere!

I could help by helping with the UK side of the business.

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Posted by: Flat Lander ( )
Date: March 12, 2011 11:51AM
Re: keep up the good work flatty!!! :) good to see ya once in a while! :)

Since I only accept CASH, any of those multi-colored foreign monies I get I'll send to you (except for Canadian, I already have a Canadian subcontractor).

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Posted by: Flat Lander ( )
Date: March 12, 2011 11:52AM
Re: keep up the good work flatty!!! :) good to see ya once in a while! :) (n/t)


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Posted by: Raptured NOT ( )
Date: March 12, 2011 10:03AM
Did Any body actually send you money ?

Hi Flatlander,

Have you received anything yet ? Actually I could really see this take off. Good luck.

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Posted by: Flat Lander ( )
Date: March 12, 2011 10:46AM
Re: Did Any body actually send you money ?

It's only been a little less than 48 hours, and it takes longer to get here by US Mail from just about anywhere for that. So, I don't expect the cash to start rolling in until sometime next week.

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: March 12, 2011 11:04AM
Re: Did Any body actually send you money ?

Flat Lander Wrote:
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> It's only been a little less than 48 hours, and it
> takes longer to get here by US Mail from just
> about anywhere for that. So, I don't expect the
> cash to start rolling in until sometime next week.

Have you got Paypal,too?

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Posted by: Flat Lander ( )
Date: March 12, 2011 11:52AM
Re: Did Any body actually send you money ?

I actually have PayPal, but this particular venture is a CASH ONLY venture. And, specifically, CASH IN ADVANCE.

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Posted by: brigantia ( )
Date: March 12, 2011 11:08AM
Will you take a postdated cheque - 22 May 2011? (n/t)


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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: March 12, 2011 06:49PM
Re: Will you take a postdated cheque - 22 May 2011?

brigantia Wrote:
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> n/t

I like your thinking, Briggy!

That'd be Sterling, too, of course?

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: March 12, 2011 11:09AM
I DEMAND 10% of what ever you earn! You don't want to go to Dino Hell do you? (n/t)


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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: March 12, 2011 07:17PM
Re: I DEMAND 10% of what ever you earn! You don't want to go to Dino Hell do you?

raptor, you reminded me of that Simpsons episode in which a Christian illustrates whose going where:

Heaven: puppies, obedient children, Christians

Hell: dinosaurs, smart types like scientists and teachers

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: March 12, 2011 07:27PM
Prayers have NO place in Public Schools just as FACTS have no place in religion. (n/t)


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Posted by: res ipsa ( )
Date: March 12, 2011 03:05PM
Re: CHRISTIANS - Prepare for the Rapture -- SEND MONEY NOW

Another instant classic.

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