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Date: August 23, 2014 03:02AM
I had taken a poll of "big kids" in the neighborhood and none of them had anything good to say about kindergarten.
I could already read pretty well (I could read comic books without help) and my father told me there was a library at school where you could borrow books, read them, and then give them back and get new ones, for FREE! I thought that was pretty cool, so I agreed to go.
I remember waiting for what seemed like a long time for the teacher to say something about going to the library. (This was after I pretended not to speak English, so I would get kicked out and sent home, but the principal lived in my neighborhood and ratted me out.) The teacher made us sit on a rag rug and read a story to us, which I thought was boring, as I could read much faster than she did.
I finally asked her when we would be allowed to read for ourselves, because that's all I was interested in. She replied coldly, "We don't read until first grade." I asked, "Well, can we go to the library?" She said that kindergartners were not allowed in the library.
That was enough. I headed for the door again, fully intending to leave until "next year."
Teachers were allowed to shake you in those days, by the shoulders, until your teeth rattled, and she did so. I bit her for doing that, because it made my neck hurt. She called the principal - AGAIN - and told him I had bitten her. She had the toothmarks on her arm to show for it, too. I had done a thorough job, and was proud of it.
We trooped back to the principal's office. I told him very angrily that I had only agreed to attend because my dad had promised that you learned to read in school, and the teacher said we wouldn't read until NEXT YEAR, so there was no reason for me to come back this year. And besides, I might find occasion to bite the teacher again if she was mean.
The principal told me very solemnly that teachers were not for biting, but said he would speak to her about shaking me. (She never did it to me again.) He did, however, say that it was the law that kids had to go to school once they turned five, even if they COULD already read, and there wasn't anything any of us could do about it.
I truly hated kindergarten, and did my best not to participate in anything.