My tbm roomie and I went to a piano concert at the church today(we teach until late in the evening so we barely ever get to go out at night) and Elder Awesome (the lame, flirty cowboy missionary who always talks to us at church) came up to me and said "Are you a member? Do you want to take the missionary discussions?" I looked at him and laughed. I was like I'm an exmo...sorry chief. He was like, "Maybe I can change that!" I looked at him (and in the most seductive way possible) said, "Udachi." (Russian for good luck. He's in the Russian speaking branch.) It was pretty great. Poor thing:) I even made sure to wear a shirt that would show off my tattoos. I think he's going to try and make me his project. Little does he know, I'm going to make him MY project.

Yeah, go get 'im, ajhart!

Carry on, girl!

Good luck on YOUR little project! :)

I prophesy that Elder Awesome will be crying at you in no time.

Love the reverse flirt-to-convert!

this is awesome! You'll have to keep us updated :)

Enjoy! ;)

Your little project....or his little factory? Why not both?

If you make him your little project, he may end up having a little problem with his little factory.

Good luck!

When one has studied thoroughly Mormonism, enough to know the church is just a deceitful fraud and cult, then the missionary discussions are just so juvenile and irrelevant.

Last time a pair of missionaries came to see me I didn't hold back, they got to know why I don't attend anymore. I was still explaining more as they were desperately rushing back to their car! lol

They tried the testimony bearing BS but I told them to shove it.



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I went on a Russian mission, if I had a flirty naughty american girl flirting with me it would have been game over... It wouldn't have taken much convincing to run off with you party Russian style.

hahaha! Where did you serve?

Ajhart- Ukraine, I also lived there for 6 months or so for an internship when I was in college. Considering how much missions sucked I had a lot of good times over there, saw crazy ass shit daily. I love russian people they were fun, and really fun when they were drunk.

That place would be hella fun to hangout as a nonmo or exmo!

You need to have your roomie "mistakenly" drink some vodka. I had a green mission comp who drank sto gram of vodka at on the street thinking it was water! His reaction was priceless, now he is a fellow apostate.

I love Ukraine! My grandparents were born there...I have my last name in Ukrainian tattooed on the top of my shoulder:) I went to Kiev a few years ago when I was teaching in Russia...beautiful city. Definitely A LOT of crazy sh*t to see as you mentioned haha I saw crazy people daily in Moscow too...good times!

I got her to drink gira (similar to kvass) but she HATED it lol that's probably as close as I'm gonna get with her and booze...but I am trying to get her to try coffee! I think that's more feasible..



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Was the concert good?

Please, please, please keep us updated! The pathetic "flirt to convert" dogma is a wonderful thing to turn around!

ajhart Wrote:
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> said "Are you a member? Do you want to take the
> missionary discussions?" I looked at him and

said, "No thanks, I prefer doggy style."

Don't forget the vodka

Mmm...Grey Goose and missionary discussions...sinfully delicious lol