Posted by:
The StalkerDog™
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Date: August 30, 2014 11:14AM
A man walks into a bar obviously stone drunk, and asks for a drink. "Sorry," says the bartender politely,"But you've obviously already had a little too much to drink."
Fuming mad, the drunk stalks out the front door of the bar, turns the corner, and walks into the side door of the same bar. “Can I have a drink please.”
“Sorry,” the bartender says, “I can't serve you a drink here.”
The drunk angrily walks out again, goes all the way to the back of the building, and goes back in to the bar through the back door. “I want a drink.”
“Enough!” The bartender screams.“NO! I told you! No drinks! I will NOT serve you a drink!”
The drunk looks puzzled, frowns, scratches his head, and looks closely at the bartender, then exclaims, “Damn! How the hell many bars you work at?”
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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he’s sitting there, he hears a tiny voice, “Nice shirt.”
The man looks around, but doesn’t see anyone. A little while later, he hears another little voice, “I really like your tie.”
He looks around to find the source of the voice. But again, he doesn’t see anyone.
The bartender notices him looking around and asks if everything is okay. The man explains that he’s hearing small voices saying nice things to him.
The bartender says, “Oh, that’s just the peanuts. They’re complimentary.”